Welcome to the seventy millionth annual Bountiful Blep Bonanza! We have a lot in store for you today, but first a little bit of a history lesson. This illustrious event started with the advent of the blep, when a pair of pawdorable kittens were making faces at each other, and one stuck out its tongue in a most derptacular way, just when the village chief walked by, who upon seeing such funny feline antics fell to the ground in laughter.
This blep trend swept through the tribe, and it was decided that this amazingly cute blep craze should be properly honored, as well as the cuddly kitten that started it, which is why till this day, we start the event with the lighting of the memorial flame of that kitten, who would later become Lord Bleppington, ruler of the Catlandian Alliance.
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The 'just came back from being snipped' blep, a blep that is a staunch tradition with housecats and some wild cats. This blep is often accentuated with wonderful feline accessories known as 'cones' or sometimes 'donuts'.
The fabulous and fancy 'I own this hooman' blep, as you see in this picture, is performed by noble cats that are proud of their hoomans and wish to brag to other kitty socialites. This is usually performed at Kitty Balls, or the grooming salon.
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