Bovine Blessings upon you all, for it, is once again the holiest of the holy cow festivals, Moohorndra! Moohorndra is not just a celebration by cows, for cows, but also celebrated by animals of all walks of life, reveling in the bovine benevolence bestowed upon them at many of the cow stations spread all across the lands.
On this mootacular day, we come together and sing wonderful moos in praise of our ancestors, who came together all those years ago, thanks to the Mooru, who united them with his wise and peaceful words. Now let us all come together for the moo circle, whether you be cow, bull, calf, hooman, or any other of the peace-loving animals that roam these pastures.
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'You are me, but small. That is okay friend, for aren't we all each other, and the earth at the same time anyways?' Thus spoke the incredibly spiritual cow, known only as The Mooru, who would later bring all cows together in peace and unity.
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