'This is nacho food': Guy keeps breaking things and eating roommate's food, roommate gets cheesy revenge

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Apr 27, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

Who knew that the best revenge involved making the most delicious nachos? This Redditor had enough of his flatmate, who frequently came home late from late nights partying and would break things and eat everyone else's food. The time came for some quality petty revenge.

 

For the Redditor, that meant using his milk on occasion, refusing to invite the partier to his wedding (ruthless!), and making some mouth-watering nachos that he couldn't eat because he already had way too many chips without permission. These ideas sparked a wide range of other suggestions from folks in the comments section, some of which were completely savage. We're talking about baking brownies with laxatives in them and hiding the toilet paper. We're talking about heating up his milk in the microwave and putting it back for a nasty, warm surprise. All of this is proof that you never want to upset the commenters on Reddit. For more stories like this, here's one about revenge after a bad breakup.

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    Recipe - "My plan is to make the most decadent nachos I can for the three of us so he can watch us eat them"
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    Font - My housemate breaks my stuff and eats my food, so I take my revenge covertly I live with 3 housemates. 2 are lovely and we hang out and make dinner for each other regularly. One is a selfish manchild with a superhuman addiction who regularly comes home and either breaks our stuff or "accidentally" eats our food - usually stuff like crisps, pizza or cheese. One time he broke a mug that my partner at the time gave me and never brought it up or replaced it. Other times I've had things disapp
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    Font - He's just taken a packet of tortilla chips of mine that I'd been planning on using to make nachos to share with everyone. I'm furious because not only is it not the first time he's done it, but he never shares food with anyone apart from the girls he brings over and I'd actually planned to make a communal meal he could have shared. I'm also broke AF right now so losing food hits me a lot harder.
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    Font - There's no real point bringing it up with him because he'll either deny it or at best he'll apologise and say he'll replace it then "forget". So in true British fashion, I'm forced to get petty.
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    Font - I've already started using his milk on occasions when I've run out and haven't been to the shops yet. I also invited every housemate except him to my wedding, which he was apparently quite upset by.
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    Font - Tomorrow, my other housemate said she'd buy some replacement ingredients for nachos. My plan is to make the most decadent nachos I can for the three of us so he can watch us eat them and if he asks for any, I'll just say I only made enough for three.
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    Font - OkieLady1952 +2. 19 hr. ago Tell him he's already had his share of the nachos when he ate the chips. Sorry dude! Make your own nachos with your own food. 2.0k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - OkeyDokey234. 18 hr. ago "I would have made more but I ran out of chips!" 1.1k Reply Share
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    Font - nospoonstoday 715 +1 13 hr. ago oh this this is the perfect burn!!! 140 Reply Share
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    Rectangle - CoderJoe1 18 hr. ago Tell him, "This is nacho food!" 4 291 Reply Share
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    Gesture - omelettedreamer90 OP. 18 hr. ago I regret not using this pun in my title now. 139 Reply Share
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    Gesture - CoderJoe1. 18 hr. ago Glad to chip in to your pun-ishment
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    Mammal - notseanlinton - 18 hr. ago Microwave his milk and then put it back 193 Reply Share
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    Gesture - omelettedreamer90 OP. 18 hr. ago This is pure chaotic evil and I love it 103 Reply Share
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    Font - pauliewotsit 18 hr. ago A drop of vinegar in the milk has some interesting effects ;) 112 Reply Share
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    Font - omelettedreamer90 OP. 18 hr. ago This is very interesting knowledge, couldn't think what I would use it for in real life though 75+ Reply Share
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    Font - whatisthis435879. 17 hr. ago "You ate your nachos yesterday"
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    Font - LilacDatura 18 hr. ago . Make some brownies with laxatives and place a sign that they're set aside for some party or to be given as a gift. Warn the good roommates. Hide the toilet paper.
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    Font - omelettedreamer90 OP. 18 hr. ago This is especially hilarious because we've had to all start keeping our own toilet paper stashes because whenever we run out he buys his own stash and keeps it in his room instead of just putting the rolls in the bathroom like the rest of us do
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