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Top Pickup Lines of the Week (April 28, 2023)

Coming up with a good pickup line might feel like a losing battle, but when you've hit the jackpot, you're guaranteed at least a raised eyebrow from your potential date. Keep scrolling below for this updated collection of 15 top pickup lines from Reddit, along with some commentary from yours truly. For more lists, here are some top roommate problems.

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    Via Jonathan J. Castellon
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    We love internet humor in our flirting

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    Via u/MaxHayfield
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    Is this a pickup line or post-breakup line?

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    Via u/papi69_420
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    We hear it's a competitive market

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    Via u/BonSim
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    Sound like you've got the Joker card though!

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    Via u/kaushal28
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    This would be better if April were spelled correctly.

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    Via u/AGENT_1070_
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    Does this mean you think you can read me like a book?

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    Via u/Ghosty1214
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    I'll just take the hoodie for now...

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    Via u/waterInNether
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    We call this Leprechaun Love

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    Via u/Skyshadow79
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    How is this cute and cringe at the same time?

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    Via u/whatisausername8
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    I'm not sure, the speed of lightning is pretty fast...

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    Via u/Sukdeeznut2
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    For the math geeks out there!

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    Via u/MenGo0
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    King Size Bed or I'm leaving!

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    Via u/prqp
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    Oh u/DiscardedMush, we've heard this one before!

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    Via u/DiscardedMush
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    The key word here is "consider!"

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    Via u/lirecela
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    Clearly written by someone who needs to work out more!

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    Via u/USSR_Knuckles

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