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16 Toad-Ally Frog-Tastic Amphibian Memes For A Hoppin' Good Time

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    Organism - POV: my last braincells looking at brick-laying lore at 3am on a thursday instead of going to sleep @froggerdinger
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    Frog - I NEED YOUR KIDNEY @froggerdinger I am not asking

    Have you ever noticed how frogs can look both cute and menacing at the same time? It's like they've got a split personality or something! On the one hand, they've got these big, bulging eyes that make them look innocent and adorable. But also those same eyes seem to look right into our souls!

    They can go from looking like a harmless little green blob to a hidden predator just waiting to pounce on their unsuspecting prey. It's like they're playing some kind of game of hide-and-seek with their prey, and they always seem to win.

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    Eye - I used to be crazy (2 minutes ago) @froggerdinger
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    Frog - You don't like frogs? @froggerdinger Maybe they don't like you either
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    Organism - Every night this majestic beast emerges from this cave to guard my apartment.

    Have you ever looked at a frog and thought, "Wow, that's one majestic creature"? No? Well, maybe you should start! Frogs were clearly created by a higher power to protect us mere mortals from harm.

    Have you ever heard a frog's powerful croak? It's like they're commanding an army to battle! They're clearly not to be messed with. Maybe those fairy tales where all the frogs are warriors and guards are onto something? 

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    Organism - My family: "heaven gained another angel today." Me reincarnated as banjo frog: Halson
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    Hand - Sometimes all we need is a F.R.O.G F-quit your job RO G
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    Hand - Your honor I would like to plead guilty @froggerdinger To all accounts of sillyness, whimsicality and tomfoolery
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    Organism - It's dangerous to go alone... take him Kara Croft
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    Product - No time to explain Just get in
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    Frog - FROG is short for FR OG eakin small slimy d
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    Photograph - He exhibits He prohibits But mostly he ribbits STOP
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    Green - Henlo I came to visit you Things will be okay *smile* Cuz I heard you were sad Frog is smol Frog is here But remember But heart is big Now I'm off to help another in need Frog loves you
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    Nature - Praying for my downfall implies @froggerdinger There was ever a high point in my life
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    Head - Am I going mad or is this the appropriate reaction to the world around me? only time will tell

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