Memes To Scroll Through On The Porcelain Throne

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    Vertebrate - My daughter has gotten into writing comics lately. This is my favorite. an N I am Just, a Dog with long haird ALA Hey lady do you want to J go ona date? Oh Sorry to both you A
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    Automotive parking light - My House Before Winning The Lottery! My House After Winning The Lottery!
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    Sky - Please stop asking me how I'm doing, idk I'm ignoring it lol.
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    Font - Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
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    Beard - My bedroom fan that's been running on high nonstop for 3 years:
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    Smile - They keep creating random famous people out of thin air and they expect me to play along Pop Base @PopBase.1d Glen Powell and Gigi Paris have broken up. GOLDEN C
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    Wheel - VIDEO GAMES IN 2010 DLC 1 The game The game The game (v.1.07) DLC 2 DLC 3 2015 2021 update 1 Engine update 3 Transmission update 2 Engine cooling system update 4 Brake system DLC DLC In-game purchase Paint In-game purchase Air conditioner boredpanda.com
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    Font - so yesterday i gave my number to a cute guy in the dining hall... LMFAOOO Verizon 124 1:41 AM iMessage Yesterday 9:52 PM Hey this is Derek from Burge!! I wanted to say I respect your confidence to be able to come up to me and give me your number, you are very pretty!! Unfortunately I am gay BUT I am an identical twin and he's straight if you'd like his number or Snapchat lol Today 1:40 AM 75% oh my lanta honestly that works out yes please Delivered
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    Product - My professor doesn't believe in laser pointers so he uses a fishing pole with a foam figer attached and I can't contain myself during a lecture CH₂ CH CH, Proctice Questio 011 CH CH₂ 110 CH₂ CH₂ ofl resonance stabiliza D resonance stabiliza resonance through raw alternative resonance structures for the following m
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    Product - getting a rejection email with multiple fried chicken related puns is a new low for me Hi Eboni, KFC Thank you for your application to Team KFC. We're cluckin' delighted you're keen to join our flock, however at this moment in time your skills aren't the secret recipe the Colonel is looking for. But we'd love to hear from you again give us a cluck if you would like to apply in the future. Best Wishes, Team KFC Dublin - Westmoreland Street
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    Food - Honey, is everything okay? You haven't touched your fish tacos.
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    Rectangle - Ahora LAWN & GARDEN PLUMBING BACK END 64 64 OPE & SEASONAL APPLIANCES & CABINETS FLOORING 64 Lowe's DAYS INCIDENT FREE 64 64 think.work.live. 64 MILLWORK ELECTRICAL MST 580 64 64 PAINT & HOME ORG FRONT END 64 TOOLS & HARDWARE LUMBER BUILDING S As of 4/3/22 I won't sleep until I know what happened 64 days ago.
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    Nose - When your teammates keep reviving you but you're a noob who won't stop dying... Just let me go.
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    Food - Cooking tip! If you stir coconut oil into your kale it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.
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    Food - Mr Pringles lost his hair and that hopeful spark in his eyes. I feel you, Mr Pringles Pringle POTA CROP NEW LOOK SAME CRUNCH 3 PRINGLES
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    Font - Really offended that the 2000s happened long enough ago that it is now an acceptable party theme
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    Table - ARE YA WINNING, DAD? کا INTE SEER
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    Cat - I made a mistake .she won't let me clip anymore. Will I be arrested.
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    Food - 2021/2023
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    Gas - I'm not saying I need it but I would feel better if I had it WOSZ OLEN LINCO NO gaped MART
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    Communication Device - I went on a flight that had a chat room all passengers could use, after choosing a nickname. I chose "Pilot" Destination Tips & Advice Pilot/23H says gonna take off soon. psyched Pilot/23H says Just kickin' it with my p_gers mouse/23 says im not sure the pilot should be sitting in 23h Pilot/23H says That's what i call the passengers
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    Azure - To the person doing whip-its in the walk- in: I will find you and I will fire you. I am now going to have to spend money on a camera for the walk-in instead of using that money for raises. If I were your team mates I would be very angry with you. I hope the 20 second head buzz was worth it. -Miranda
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    Gesture - ROHE vrio FOTEN Choprty MERICA 10 3 er 12% ONLINI
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    Plant - my dog destroyed her toy cactus and there was a sad cactus inside this company understands dogs
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    Food - Empanadasaurus
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    Font - I have nothing in common with people who wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day.
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    Organism - Me: Can I get an ice cream? McDonald's employee: Ok, what flavor? Me: pl I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far.
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    Font - perkus tooth @phtevens. 1d ⠀ my wife and i have different approaches to home ownership Today I just saw a guy get hit in the face by our tree 8:54 AM Well no 8:54 AM You gotta trim the branches Lol What an idiot 8:54 AM / 8:54 AM 8:54 AM Ok 8:55 AM //
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    Font - Nicknames: when you shorten someone's name affectionately Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone's name affectionately gallusrostromegalus Follow Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.
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    Font - when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren't allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I'd crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going "I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP" and no one ever believed him thatsthatflamingo sellinbees Football player has
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    Font - If you have pets that you regularly post on social media, you need to know that a) I love them, b) they are also my pets and c) we are in a long distance relationship.
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    Font - my ex boyfriend called me a house cat. he said, "you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wtf you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again"
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    Font - PLEASE PUT POCKETS ON GIRLS PANTS. omg. My 3yo is SO ANGRY when she doesn't have pockets or the pockets are fake. She has THINGS TO HOLD, like rocks and Power Rangers. She's resorted to putting stuff down her shirt.come on. pockets for girls please
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    Organism - Years ago, I was scheduled for a double shift at Olive Garden. I told them my grandma died, and they said "well then can you just work one shift?" I was so furious they'd ask that, I never went back. Also I was lying, my grandma was fine, but still
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    Vertebrate - Construction workers on their break:
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    Plant - Gravity was discovered in 1687 in 1686: People 1788
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    Food - Low carb, gluten free salad
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    Gas - Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10
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    Sky - you gotta want me like how plankton wanted that secret formula
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    Eyewear - wood apron Monday vs Friday IN CHINA MillRock Casework Ⓒ Mod
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    Dog - When ur Saturday night plans get cancelled but u drink anyway. I'm a winner. @thezenpig SKOL
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    Hat - Me waiting to be invited to a lake day by friends who have boats DIMEO

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