20 Absolute units who are large, chonky, and in charge

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
May 7, 2023 3:00 PM EDT

If I grew veggies this large, I would never stop talking about it. Imagine the incredible surprise as you go to your garden, and dig up a plant that is utterly massive. You snap a few pictures, tell your friends or Facebook, and then you eat it. But that's for normal people — these folks have uncovered some supernaturally large veggies. 

It's not just veggies. We have some extra large animals, minerals, and other extraordinary objects below. Check out these delightful absolute units, then check out more funny memes. 

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  • 01
    World - A Castan! Andir Guar Serin Sum Aça A MAIOR FOLHA DE DICOTILEDÓNEA INPA REGISTRADA PARA A AMAZONIA BRASILEIRA COCOLOBA SPP NOV (POLYGONACEAE) 6 CATCELLO
    via u/Ayen_C
  • 02
    Cat - Malcolm McKenzie @fourhourtarget I'm not saying our last cat was big, but here he is on Google Earth.
    via u/
  • 03

    I would sleep for 10,000 years upon this giant double king sized mattress

    Property
    via u/Kosmosnoetos
  • 04
    Organism - Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size "I think he knows she'll protect him."
    via u/ATLockhart
  • 05

    This pup is massive, but still a lapdog at heart

    Dog
    via u/juktel
  • 06

    Cabbage weighing 67 pounds

    Flower
    via u/Ukherewegrow
  • 07
    Plant - r/Absolute Units. Posted by u/RizzutosNOTAWORD S "Shrek" (1994-2011) was a Merino Sheep from New Zealand. He escaped and avoided shearing for six years by hiding in a cave
    via u/RizzutosNOTAWORD
  • 08
    Food - Camryn Gelting @Camgelting my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big cucumber NIKE WISCUMPS
    via u/me2pikzr
  • 09

    Here we have Fat Fred, who may be large, but is the perfect size for his sun chair

    Cat - THIS IS FAT FRED. HE IS A BOY. HE IS NOT PREGNANT. HE WEIGHS 28 POUNDS. YES, HE IS ON A DIET. NO, IT IS NOT WORKING WELL FAT FRED LOVES PEOPLE YOU MAY COME IN AND PET HIM. HE SITS ON SMALL CHILDREN AND LOVES BEING SCRATCHED NEAR HIS HIPS FAT FRED IS NOT UP FOR ADOPTION, BUT WE DO HAVE SMALLER MODELS AVAILABLE gato mas Fordo
    via r/AbsoluteUnits
  • 10

    Hope you're really hungry

    Food - [object Object] @zeigenvector I got five pounds of carrots from a restaurant supplier. It's four carrots. Explorize >
    via u/Brek_AKM
  • 11

    He has been FED

    Cheezburger Image 9760736768
    via u/starvenom108
  • 12

    Those were the days!

    Cheezburger Image 9760737280
    via u/MiciCeeff
  • 13

    Giant leaf (chiweenie for scale)

    Cheezburger Image 9760737536
    via u/CC1727
  • 14

    Utterly massive laboratory door

    Cheezburger Image 9760742912
    via u/Ebonystealth
  • 15
    Cheezburger Image 9760753920
    via Yoda1PositivityStar
  • 16

    A massive rock of quartz, with a person for scale

    Cheezburger Image 9760753664
    via Yoda1PositivityStar
  • 17

    Pumpkins so massive they need to be hauled in a flatbed truck

    Cheezburger Image 9760754176
    via Yoda1PositivityStar
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    Cheezburger Image 9760754432
    via Yoda1PositivityStar
  • 19

    This green bean is a full meal on it's own

    Cheezburger Image 9760754944
    via Yoda1PositivityStar
  • 20

    They did not lie about that plant

    Cheezburger Image 9760754688
    via Yoda1PositivityStar

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