‘What Are Some Green Flags On First Dates?’: Red Flag Answers From Men Who Completely Missed The Assignment

The beginning stages of dating are really tough. You're trying to weed out your potential partner's issues, figuring out if you're compatible, testing the waters… we're firm believers that things should flow naturally, but we do believe in green vs red flags. A question was posted on Twitter (directed at men), 'What are some green flags on first dates?', and the replies were disturbing, to say the least. Honestly, it seems like they missed the assignment. Peering at their gobsmacking answers, we're not surprised they're single. At least, we hope they are.

The sense of entitlement these men possess is sad, and strange, considering we're in the year 2023. Isn't misogyny supposed to be a thing of the past? Where are we headed if this is the modern dating pool? And who raised these people? Seriously, their parents should be ashamed. Scroll down to read these sad excuses, so-called 'answers' to a good, valid question.

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    Font - Lovers' Guide @guideforlovers Men only, What are some GREEN flags on the first date? 4:14 AM. May 3, 2023 211.9K Views
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    Font - Modern Love Sage @ModernLoveSage - Doesn't show skin - Is shy and reserved - No tattoos or piercings - Follows your lead - Doesn't drink, smoke and do dr gs - Meets you early in the day coz she doesn't go out at nights
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    Font - - Offers to pay the bill - Is feminine, delicate and beautiful - Doesn't cl ss - Serves you food
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    Font - $LinkMarine ERIC M... @Smaknificent She dresses neat, she's sober, doesn't drink wine or anything on first date, she's says she's sore from the gym 4:15 AM. May 3, 2023 · 6,378 Views
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    Font - Amin Bahri @AminBahri12 "I like Andrew Tate btw" 8:30 AM - May 3, 2023 · 162 Views
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    Font - David Mete → @th30n34ndon1y0 Genuine enthusiasm; she is focused on you and not using her phone, for example. You also don't have to play stupid games. She won't be dating multiple men (such a woman is instantly designated a LOP (Lack of Potential) or any other type of inferior behavior.
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    Font - FreeAgent ✔ @DiamondHands321 Feet and nails painted. Hygiene. Long hair. Not being loud. 5:13 AM - May 3, 2023 · 7,832 Views
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    Font - Alex Wilson. @Alex_In_Korea_ Pleasant to be with Feminine Not wearing make-up Natural eyebrows Very low body count
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    Font - Most importantly: Can explain how she to the fall of her previous relationship. (I.e. accountable for her own actions) Doesn't vic 'mize herself or other women. contributed 7:17 AM - May 3, 2023 6,381 Views ●
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    Font - Manly Mind Bytes | ... @ManlyMindBytes She doesn't bi es about her - Family - Friends - Acquaintances And life in general. . 10:21 AM - May 3, 2023 · 1,450 Views
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    Jaw - Max Cayo MD, PhD @Cay_Zone Looks prettier in person, ie not a pro selfie taker.... 9:46 PM May 3, 2023 167 Views
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    Font - Modern Love Sage @ModernLoveSage The girls that put out easy are pretty much Reg Flags to begin with 11:45 AM . May 3, 2023 · 709 Views
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    Font - Levi A. Heaton III @LEVIHEATONIII She is classy, elegant, intelligent, virtuous, fit and she makes nutritious food choices. 4:32 AM - May 3, 2023 · 1,170 Views
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    Font - Will @WillAttract - Pretty Smile - Natural Hair - Soft, clean skin - Feminine shoes - Dressed respectfully 4:19 AM - May 3, 2023 · 11.7K Views
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    Font - PantherⓇ @MedeirosAndrew When dating my wife, these were 8 green flags I used: 1) Active listening 2) Genuine interest in your life 3) Good manners 4) Sense of humour 5) Positive attitude 6) Respectful behaviour 7) Being feminine (not afraid to be vulnerable). 8) A very low body count. (2 or less)
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    Font - Christopher Wayne... @Chris_w_joseph Eye contact, genuine questions and interest, laughs, smiles and playing with her hair while generally giving off a vibe of interest. Anything less is a waste of time, like most people in general are these days.
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    Font - Woman Think @woman_think Green flags on first date : -Wears covered clothes -Sh!t test you -Making eye contact with you -Follow your leadership
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