When you drop your first pick up line through a dating app, it's tough to find the perfect thing to say. Do you act coy? No, you just swiped right on this person, so they already know you're interested. Do you act assertive? That's potentially risky because you could scare them away. Nah, the best thing to do, the only option, is to have the most eye-catching, outrageous opener of all time, personalized and lined up to knock your first date onto their calendar. The only problem is, there's a fine line between a risky opener and an irrevocable statement that's incredibly offensive. Buckle up and send that risky text because life is short and love is fickle. If you're not hitting on your match, somebody else is and you might miss out on something epic. Either that or you'll wind up alone. Roll the dice, babyyy.
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