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The elite Royal Guard of Derplandia uses incredibly derpy and effective frisbee helmets for defense. They work as deterrents rather than protectors, by accentuating the cuteness and derptasticity of the wearers, therefore making it really hard for enemies to want to fight them cuz they be cute.
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Water twice a day for 3 months until harvest
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And here we have a famous stick jouster of Derplandia, Sir Ruffles of Stickington, Stickington being a province of Derplandia known for having big sticks and some of the best jousters and lance puppies around.
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Become one with the music
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Yum
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Impenetrable wall
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Lil derp
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'My dog ate a bee again'
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'He came with a free doggie door'
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Smol but powerful
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