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'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension

'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension

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'Girl, what? I'm not a daycare': Mom dumps her 9 and 6-year-old at the neighbor's house unannounced, expecting them to babysit for free because they have no kids and 'no real responsibilities'

'Girl, what? I'm not a daycare': Mom dumps her 9 and 6-year-old at the neighbor's house unannounced, expecting them to babysit for free because they have no kids and 'no real responsibilities'

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Teacher told to "work contracted hours" when he's been helping kids in the gym after school, he stops forcing the district to hire someone: ‘I was told to work my contractual hours, I’m only paid until 2:22. I did this for fun, and it was unofficial’

Teacher told to "work contracted hours" when he's been helping kids in the gym after school, he stops forcing the district to hire someone: ‘I was told to work my contractual hours, I’m only paid until 2:22. I did this for fun, and it was unofficial’

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Dad declares that he won’t tolerate house full of 4 dogs, 3 cats, when he visits his daughter, she has every intention of ignoring his demands to keep her open-door pet-friendly policy: I can invite whomever I please to my house. I think it is hilarious’

Dad declares that he won’t tolerate house full of 4 dogs, 3 cats, when he visits his daughter, she has every intention of ignoring his demands to keep her open-door pet-friendly policy: I can invite whomever I please to my house. I think it is hilarious’

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‘Guess I’ll budget for strangers’ dairy next time’: Entitled grocery store goer expects the customer in front of her to pay for her gallon of milk because they ‘look like’ they can afford it

‘Guess I’ll budget for strangers’ dairy next time’: Entitled grocery store goer expects the customer in front of her to pay for her gallon of milk because they ‘look like’ they can afford it

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14-year-old refuses to bring her 2 and 5-year-old half siblings to school event, father and stepmother push back: 'We have nothing in common and they're a bit much'

14-year-old refuses to bring her 2 and 5-year-old half siblings to school event, father and stepmother push back: 'We have nothing in common and they're a bit much'

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