Hello, and thank you all for joining us today for the first-ever Derpy Kitty Committee! We will use our time and resources here to bring much-needed help to the derpy feline community. First on our agenda is to find a better meeting place than Cameowla's basement, preferably a place with less cobwebs and the same amount of mice.
Next on the agenda is to create a motto for our committee, something catchy and original, and maybe a bit punny. Something like 'No taxation without repre-derptation'. No? We'll keep it until one of you come up with something better. Ok, and now it's time for the tea party to begin, could someone please pass the milk and the scones, thank you.
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'Yez, I must eat the foodz as fast as possible!' Due to his lack of foresight, Mr. Biiglesderp found himself facing a case of indigestion, because not only did he eat the snack way too fast, he proceeded to wolf down the hooman food too.
Hi, and welcome to derpy yoga, presented to you by Mr. Stretch, a yoga guru with over 5 lives worth of yoga experience! Limber up and get ready to become one with your inner derp, cuz its yoga time!
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