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With catchy slogans like "Help Us Scale Up!" and "Don't Let Us Flounder in a Tiny Tank" and with campaign descriptions where the fish explain that they're tired of constantly bumping into each other and having their fins get tangled we can imagine, the money will come rolling in!
It is high time we grant our underwater friends the colossal fish tank they deserve, complete with an underwater library, a fish-sized lab, and a miniature fish opera house for their cultured entertainment!
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Ah, the classic, age-old saying: "There are plenty of fish in the sea." Well, we've got to be honest here—have you taken a good look at those fish? Have you spent a good amount of time and gotten to know their personality with those fish?!
So, let's revise that saying, shall we? "There are plenty of fish in the sea, and by plenty, we mean some real interesting-looking characters that will make you question your definition of beauty and personality." Ah, much more accurate.
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