Listen, if you're of the mindset that kids are a better idea than a dog, then next. Sorry, you're just not who we're trying to vibe with right now. We are talking to our DINKWADs out there. Oh, you don't know what a DINKWAD is? It's a Duel Income No Kids With A Dog couple and they are winning at life. Kids are messy, they will drain your bank account until the day you d!e, and they aren't always as excited to see you as a dog will be. Please, all dogs are sweet baby angels that deserve to be treated like the saints they are. If you think treating your dog as if it were your human child is weird, then byeeee. Seriously, who would you rather hang out with—a couple with a newborn baby or a couple with a brand new floofy puppy?? Everyone is going to say the puppy, come on. And why is it when you think about getting a dog you get the whole lecture about how you need to think it over because bla bla bla and yet once you reach your 30s, if you don't have a human child then "what are you doing??" Like, Karen, human children are way more of a responsibility than a dog. So these memes are for the DINKWADs, baby! You truly are living your best life.
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