25 Animals Majestically Renamed By Jokers On The Internet

Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager

May 25, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

The internet ca be a wealth of knowledge, sometimes. You can find answers to complex mathematical equations, philosophical debates, and today we found….silly animal names. Some jokers on the internet decided to rename a bunch of animals to more accurately fit their descriptions, and we can't stop LOLing over how stupid the names are.

Let's be honest, we love to give cute animals pet names and use terms like "boop", "snoot", and "danger mittens", so we can't really say that we're any better than these jokers, but these names are one of those things that feel too stupid to laugh at, but you laugh at them anyway. If you're looking for some dumb humor, this post is perfect for you. Forget all your worries for a few seconds and imagine if these were the actual names of these animals. You'll laugh, and it's okay, we're with you. Have you petted your local booplesnoot recently?

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Well, we want to argue with them, but they're kind of right. They are as derpy as chickens, but they are wearing tuxedo colors, so they are, kind of, formal chickens. We'd like to think they're a bit smarter than chickens, but honestly, who knows.
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Well, this one's kind of obvious and they definitely could have used a bit more creativity with this one. Everyone's a critic, especially us, and we don't have a better solution. So giraffe bird, it is!
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