Deep beneath the sea lives a secret society of stunning seals, whose porpoise is to ensure that the relations between sea creatures and land creatures remain civil. To this end, they have created a humanoid robot with the singing capabilities of fifty mermaids, who the seal council has named Seal, to associate their species with the voice that would capture the hearts of all land creatures capable of speech.
Their genius plan worked, to an extent, as Seal the robotic singer enthralled human hearts far and wide with its melody worthy of a thousand songbirds. Alas, the plan to enchant all land animals did not work, for most delightful doggos and clawtastic kitties seemed to not care for Seal, to the seals' disappointment. They did, however, manage to enchant some of the beautiful bird buddies in the sky with Seal's melodious tunes, which sealed the deal for aquatic and avian relations.
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Beware of getting lost in this cute seal's eyes, for it holds the secrets of the deep in them. Many a sailor has fallen overboard in an attempt to seek out its secrets, but none have survived to reveal these dangerous secrets.
Many sailors who saw seals in this position amidst a dark and stormy night at sea, illuminated only by lanterns and lightning, feared them to be dark creatures from the deep or even aliens from another world!
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