Good morning class. Today we will be talking about the Catastrophically Cute Cats phenomenon, an issue that plagued Catlandia from the ancient days till the 1800s. It used to be that every 100 years, a smol kitten was born in Catlandia, of seemingly normal cuteness levels at first, that is until it reached cathood and became too cute to contain.
This cat's cuteness would grow and grow, attracting the attention of hundreds, then thousands, and then millions of feline friends, all doting on it. In doing so, these cats would also shirk their responsibilities to the extreme, causing chain reactions that would cause general chaos to emerge soon after. Recognizing the problem, a secret order of meownks figured out how to determine exactly where and who the next abnormally cute cat would be, and chose to protect it and the world by taking it under their protection whenever it should arise. Pop quiz on this tomorrow!
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Sergeant McMittens of the Cute Kitty Brigade is standing at attention, ready to receive his medal of cuteness, for cute acts beyond the call of duty. Congratulation to the sergeant and his family on this fine day!
Nothing is better than kitty family cuddle time! How else are you supposed to get the optimal amount of coziness and cuteness? Plus they're also out on the sundeck, which means you don't have to charge them manually, and can just rely on solar power.
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