Doggo Owners Gather Online To Discuss The Most Sarcastic And Silly Things They Find Themselves Saying To Their Dogs

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    Font - Posted by u/ddlanyone 4 days ago What sarcastic/funny things do you say to your dog? [Discussion] Whenever he sighs, I say "I know, your life is SO hard," while he's curled up nice and comfy on my bed.
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    Font - agirl2277-4 days ago "Where ya going?" My yard isn't fenced in at the back so if they're headed past the line they'll turn back all innocent like they weren't going to sniff their way out of the yard. Gotta catch them before the fact though, they immediately go deaf once they're past the line. It's useful training. Whenever we visit someone who doesn't have a fence I can walk them around the boundary and they know they're not allowed past the line I set down. Once they're past the line it
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    Font - lanalovesallama - 4 days ago I was at Home Depot with my dog who is just so incredibly well behaved it's ridiculous, and she got in the way of the cart so I gave her the command we've... developed as a cue to get out of the way (she's literally the best, but is chronically underfoot..). "Scoot it, sister" A woman near me stepped to the side while looking up at me surprised. We laughed quite a bit when she realized, but I can't even imagine actually saying that to someone
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    Font - Anxious-Armadillo565 - 4 days ago I have accidentally conditioned "excuse me, where do you think you are going" as a recall cue...
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    Font - Stephano Hopkins - 4 days ago I tell my dad's puppy all the things she'll never understand, or accomplish. "Your understanding of 9/11 is laughable.", or "You'll never become a member of Parliament." (We're American)
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    Font - ghost_gurrl 4 days ago Omg lol yes, I always do this with my pup when she lays down and sighs so loudly. I'm always poking jokes when she does this. "It's so hard burying bones and chasing birds, not having to go to work or pay the damn bills!"
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    Font - mem0679 - 4 days ago I'll ask "did you have a long day screaming at our neighbors for having the audacity to be in their own yards?!?" She'll give me a side eye and a grumble as she throws herself on the floor
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    Font - lanalovesallama - 4 days ago When my dog settles and sighs, my sarcastic poking fun has devolved into simply "RUFF day, huh kid?" And I wait for my partner to laugh at this pun that he's heard hundreds of times now... It's great.
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    Human body - PugPianist 4 days ago When my pug licks my ear I ask her if she's gonna tell me all her secrets. Then I proceed to respond with comments: "Really? I didn't know THAT! I can't believe it! No way! Tell me more!"
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    Font - Mysterious-Art8838 - 4 days ago What are you doing? Do you even know you're a dog? You're ridiculous!
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    Font - LadyAlexTheDeviant 4 days ago Last night Sergeant Pickles broke out of the fence and went AWOL, and today he is regretting his life choices. (Cause he's an old dog and now his hips are sore from running flat out for four hours.) So when he slooowly gets up and limps to the door, I say, "Maybe don't do that again, huh?" (He's part hound. He WILL do that again.)
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    Font - UnderwaterKahn - 4 days ago I lovingly call my dog a lil' asshole, because he is way more than he believes he is. I ask him if he's being an asshole and he just grins. I have to be careful because I don't want him to think it's his name. I recently found out one of my good friends considers it abusive because it's mean to give dogs mean nicknames.
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