'You Should Be Banned; Unmatch Now': Top Dating App Flops This Week (May 30, 2023)

It is a common belief that the dating pool gets smaller as time goes on, but does it really? Yes, the older you get, the more married people you're gonna find on dating apps, but the unfortunate truth is most people break up, so it's not that there aren't enough people in the dating pool, it's just that they're all very emotionally… unaware. When you date over 30 you'll quickly realize that most of the people you meet are either emotionally unavailable because they are going through a breakup, or they were always emotionally unavailable and haven't been in a relationship since the age of 16. Furthermore, you're gonna find that the algorithms are designed to make you fail at this already tough game, so even if there are some eligible people you could seek out, they make it nearly impossible for you.

To make matters worse, your parents (or friends) are always on about, 'When will you bring someone for Christmas dinner?', or 'Who will be your plus one to my wedding?'. Being single is constantly thrown in your face, and you wish you could force everyone to use Tinder for at least one week so they'd know what you go through on a daily basis.

Below you'll find people who are in a similar predicament… people who are navigating these tough times with high-ish spirits. Today we bring you the best dating app flops of the week. For more, you can check out last week's collection here.

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