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Mystique the Menacing Cat Targets One Woman With All of Her Rage, Giving Dragon-Guarding-Her-Castle Vibes With Spitting, Merciless Fury

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Some cats are simply hostile. Usually a grouchy kitty or a grumpy cat can be placated with treats, some good petting, or just time alone. However, one ferocious menace has gone viral for being the most inconsolably angry cat out there, spitting, hissing, and lunging at only one person in the house. Her dear ol' granny. 

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Meet Mystique, the scariest cat known to man. This grey rescue kitty has seen a lifetime of strangers come in and our of the house without much of a fuss, but when it comes to Annie, her cat-mom's mother, she loses her marbles and goes completely feral. Nobody knows why she hates Annie in particular. Annie has always been around, she cat-sits on occasion, and is fairly unoffensive, but Mystique acts as if she's in the middle of an exorcism every time grandma is in the house.

If you've ever been attacked by a cat or seen a particularly dragonite, vicious critter guarding the underside of the bed frame, you know that the only thing you can do is avoid the beast at all cost, which is exactly what Annie did until recently. However, she just recently became the unintentional caregiver for Mystique when her daughter, Mystique's owner, asked her to help care for the kitty while they are away. In the days and weeks that followed, Annie documented all the times she experienced a life-or-d3ath event at the house, feeling stalked by the ferocious feline.

RIP to the slipper that got ripped off of her foot as she fled from the dragon. Honestly, anyone would be terrified of Mystique the monstrous kitten. Any creature that's too small to fight off, too fast to see, and has knives on their plushy mittens is something to be feared and respected. Maybe the next time we bring in a feral catto from the streets, just remind yourself that this is a poised and pure predator that could decide to take you out at any moment. 

Remember who's in charge here.

The irony is that I was here to film an ad with her

Me and Mystique's back story EXPLAINED

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