Hi everyone, my name is Ranger Dan and I'm here to teach you all one of the most essential hunting techniques for cute cats and kittens. Before we get started, know that we will be rolling on our backs a bit, so it's best if you get yourself groomed after, whether by yourself or professionally, up to you. Carrying on, the technique we'll be learning is the 'Beautiful Belly Trap' technique.
With this technique, even the weakest of cuddly kitties can easily hunt for food, so here it goes. To summarize, you find a spot where hoomans frequent and wait for one to be in your vicinity. Next, you flop onto your back with your belly exposed to the sky and your paws away from your belly and wait for the hooman to take the bait. When the human comes up and attempts to rub the belly, you pounce and hold on to it (you choose the degree of claw usage), and in all likelihood, it will take you to its home and feed you for the rest of its life.
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Not every belly pose is a trap, sometimes it is just a means to an end, like this adorable orange cat. This cute kitty is assuming the pose in order to position its tush in the optimal way to increase tush heating surface area. Smart kitty.
This teeny tiny little kitten is a prodigy in the Belly Trap arts, not even aware of how skilled it is! We predict great things on the horizon for this cutie, such as an incredible job at the Bureau of Belly Inspection and a lot of tunas.
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