A Steady Stream of 23 Funky Flexes For Those Who Fly Their Own Kite

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    Font - Posted by u/Alynatek 1 day ago 2 What is a weird flex you are proud of?
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    Font - SnooMaps3253 - 1 day ago & 2 More at 62 i lost 400lbs in 2 1/2 yrs Reply Share 28.1k
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    Font - interstellar-lumens 1 day ago A zebra bit me in my left arm Reply Share 8.9k
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    Font - Sad-bisexual-cryptid 1 day ago I can turn my arm all the way around 360 degrees and I make some of best shrimp and grits you'll ever have. 2.3k Reply Share niels_nitely 1 day ago Now I know why my shrimp and grits never turn out right. I've been facing the stove. 1.7k Reply Share
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    Font - Flying_Penguin28 - 1 day ago I can resemble the "moo" of a cow rather accurately with my voice. Reply Share 13.4k
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    Font - ferocious_coug. 20 hr. ago I've finished three chapsticks in a row without losing them. Reply Share 8.6k
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    Font - Ayershole 1 day ago edited 5 hr. ago One of my favourite composers responded to an email I sent him asking for feedback on a cover I did of one of his tracks. It was a lengthy and insightful response and it really did make the 6 month of working on it all worthwhile.
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    Font - SPACECOYOTE . 1 day ago I walked from Mexico to Canada once 430 Reply Share
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    Font - Cheap_Woodpecker - 22 hr. ago After 30 years of being a couch potato I started running in my fifties. 11 months later did a half marathon in a decent time for someone half my age. Reply Share 2.9k
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    Font - FlannyCake 1 day ago 35 and my socks never came out unpaired out of the washing machine! Reply Share 1.6k SosseV 22 hr. ago You are either making stuff up or are cheating by having only one foot. Reply Share 1.0k
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    Font - Ancestor4707 - 23 hr. ago I can talk backwards fluently 4 70 Reply Share
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    Font - Happy_Improvement_96 - 1 day ago edited 22 hr. ago I swam the gap between Sicily and mainland Italy 18.0k Reply Share dandroid126 21 hr. ago (S) I just climbed the stairs from the ground level to floor 3, and I only got a little bit winded. I'm probably ready for this. Reply Share 13.6k
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    Font - DaSpawn 22 hr. ago edited 10 hr. ago I can mimic the sounds of birds, get all the birds in the area to start singing, and even get them to seek out the "big bird". It's kinda funny to have them completely change their song when they realize I am not a bird, almost screeching at me sometimes (especially cat birds) edit: I really need to do a video, hopefully will be nice day soon and before reddit explodes itself 4 2.5k Reply Share
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    Font - razmig 23 hr. ago I went viral and got a million+ views on YouTube in 2007 for a silly rap about the Nintendo Wii I made out of boredom, before that was a common thing, and before there were ads on YouTube. My video was featured on the front page of YT, on Attack of the Show, and at Nintendo's E3 press
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    Font - conference that year, and was one of the first hundred videos available on the iPhone (since iOS didn't support Flash video at the time)...and while I felt like the coolest kid in town and at my campus for a period, I made exactly $0 for it. 623 Reply Share
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    Font - The_Geralt_Of_Trivia 1 day ago . edited 22 hr. ago 2 I once won gold at the Games Workshop "Golden Demon" painting competition, in the 90s. Quit straight away and never entered again. Go out on top. Edit: Since people have been asking: https://tinyurl.com/GDMonster94 12.6k Reply Share
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    Font - darksideleia 1 day ago · I'm a 32yo female and never had a pregnancy scare 898 Reply Share
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    Font - ExternalCommon8854 1 day ago . My class was working on a short film together with professionals, and I was an editor. I got to work with the original editor of Lego Ninjago season 1-3 on my class shortfilm. 10.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Lovingnature412- 1 day ago I can lose a remote that I had just searched for and found in under 30 seconds 7.1k Reply Share
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    Font - Tira13e 1 day ago Opening beer bottles with my belly button. 14.0k Reply Share randynumbergenerator · 23 hr. ago Finally, an actual weird flex. 5.4k Reply Share
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    Font - National_Buddy_7542 · 23 hr. ago . edited 4 hr. ago I made a leather shoe a few days ago. It's rather tiny but kinda cool and wearable for gnomes Edit: Wow! So much attention hahaha. I uploaded a picture on my profile 3.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Joygernaut 1 day ago My cursive handwriting is beautiful. Like some thing that came out of an old legal document from the 19 century I get compliments about it all the time even though many young people can't read it.. Literally, nobody cares, but it's certainly something I'm proud of, and I like it when people notice it. My mother had beautiful penmanship and actually worked as a calligraphist to make extra pocket money when she was in college so I guess that's where I get it from. 2.9k
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    Font - Getinthedamneva 23 hr. ago. edited 19 hr. ago My youtube account is blessed. I have not received an ad in over a decade, and I do not pay for premium. I don't use ad blockers, and I've tested it by adding my account to my friends t.v's and other devices. They get ads on their account, but I do not.

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