17 of the Worst Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Want to Stay Forever Alone

Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard  when Data tried to make a joke. 

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    Text - Emily YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 2/4/17 Fuck you you're too cute for me you fake ass mother fucker I'm really not sure what to say to that but I'm in a situation right now and I could really use your help Like what? My weed guy just left town for a couple weeks and I just moved here from AZ so I don't know anyone else been trying to find someone and for hours Where are you located. I might got you someone You know where the ? Oh shit yeah! How much do you need? Omg I love you, 20$ worth Se
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    Text - Aubrey YOU MATCHED WITH AUBREY ON 4/12/17 Hey the bakery called and they're short one cutie pie I donut know how you came up with that but it sure made me kreme The kreme took it too far but you get what I'm saying Apr 12, 2017, 1:39 PM #? Sent Apr 12, 2017, 2:12 PM Dang did I charm you already? Send Туре a Message... GIF
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    Text - Avery YOU MATCHED WITH AVERY ON 3/14/17 I think you have Avery great smile hahahaha very smooth Yea I felt good about that one Mar 14, 2017, 20:57 you def should have So wanna put your ass on my face? Sent yes Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Maya YOU MATCHED WITH MAYA ON 4/29/17 Wow this mans Apr 29, 2017, 2:22 PM hey tHis is just A VEry normal and SErious teXt WITH no hidden MEaning whatsoever Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH RACHEL & DUNJA ON 3/28/17 Dunja In 1493, explorer Christopher Columbus found pineapples on Guadeloupe Island in the Caribbean. The fruit is also native to southern Brazil and Paraguay. Andrew Yes Dunja In medieval times, strawberries were served at important functions to bring peace & prosperity Wow interesting! Andrew In my pants, bananas are served for girls who are on tinder late this time at night to satisfy them of their thirst Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Kameron YOU MATCHED WITH KAMERON ON 3/24/17 Pineapple on pizza good, fuck you. Sent Type a Message... Send GIF L
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    Text - Aidan YOU MATCHED WITH AIDAN ON 12/12/16 Your face Sent Hey so I didn't wanna do this but I'm gonna have to ask you to get off tinder.. Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Taylor YOU SUPER LIKED TAYLOR ON 4/13/17 Trump may have dropped a Moab on Afghanistan, but your so beautiful you just gave me a Moab Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Angelica YOU MATCHED WITH ANGELICA ON 4/30/17 I feel like making a rugrats joke is played out But you also matched at 3-4am which means you may be as hungover as I am and can understand that this is the best I can come up with Sent GIF Type a Message... Send QWER T YUIO A S D F G H J KL Z X C V B NM X 123 return space
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    Text - Alison If you were a pirate would you keep your parrot on your left or right shoulder? January 15 Do you ask everyone that Bc I just had an amazing pet parrot who died a week ago very tragic she was green and brilliant and never left My right shoulder Always felt like a pirate it's amazing having a bird best friend I highly suggest it Alison January 15 Send a message... GIF
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    Text - Dina YOU MATCHED WITH DINA ON 4/29/17 Dina you fat lard come get some dinner Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Enya Shot with u Okay Btw, I get the pun all the time that* Oh I thought I was being clever ahaha Tonight tho I haven't gotten dick for over a month so it would be nice When and where Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Sam YOU MATCHED WITH SAM ON 4/29/17 Not a pick up line, just genuinely concerned, I don't think I've ever been this sun burned before Currently just curled up in a ball wondering how I'm freezing yet radiating so much heat at the same time Sounds like a bad time For real I'm in so much pain Definitely should've worn sunscreen Sorry to hear you're otrucclia Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Tricia Trom tinaere Yeah my thing says 19 but I'm 18, but idk just looking to meet new people I guess True Im more on here to be a slut Me too kinda I just don't like telling people that Ohh You can tell me that Sounds like we both just ran into some luck Sounds like it #? Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Jack Apr 29, 2017, 11:54 PM Can I do coke off your ass? Турe a Message... Send GIF
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    Text - Fayelyn TOUMATCHED WITN FATELTINON 4/15 hey u cute Apr 18, 2017, 12:06 PM No capitalization on the first word to begin a new sentence: -10%. Shortening an already three letter word to be one letter: -25% conjugation of "you": -25% Using a basic adjective such as "cute": -10% Using the wrong No period to end your sentence: -10% Using a three word sentence to open a conversation with a random stranger: -5% Puppy filter: automatic fail. Apr 18, 2017, 12:41 PM Турe a Message... Send GIF
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    Text - Izzy TOU MATUHED VVITH T22Y UN 4/29/17 H to the izzo, V to the Izz(a)y well that was interesting Haha I'm trying. I don't have a tinder blueprint to go off of hahah well you definitely get bonus points for creativity Thank you! Sometimes I have a creative takeover. i like it! Tinder is just funny because U don't know how people will start the conversation. exactly. and most of them are boring and don't really catch my attention or are extremely sexual Would it catch your attention if I sa
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