30+ Interview Memes for Folks on the Job Hunt

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    Smile - *Starbucks job interview* "What's your name" -Alyssa "Spell that please?" -LARISSA "When can you start!?"
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    Smile - interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death
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    Sunglasses - Bazza @garrettbarry70 [At job interview] M. "No, English is my second language." I. "What's your first language then?" M. "Emoji."
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    Product - Bruised And Scarred @KimTwoPointOh /At job interview/ Interviewer: Could you explain how you are a highly-driven person? Me: You see,.., My mum drives me to school everyday
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    Smile - Molly Young @MollyY_1986 ME: some advice? DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter
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    Font - Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey [At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly
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    Rectangle - kopke613 @Kopke613 *at job interview* employer: your résumé said that you take everything literally? me: bro, résumés can't talk. *gets job*
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    Sleeve - [interview] Employer: So why do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy
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    Sleeve - [Job interview] "What are ur strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily. "umm okay... what are ur weaknesses?" Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
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    Food - *at job interview* Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me:
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    Glasses - Interviewer: why should we hire you? Me: because your hiring
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    Font - the good posts guy @Lowenaffchen SKILLS: -Putting my pants on backwards so I can poop through the zipper -Microsoft Office Suite
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    Rectangle - Jess @jessokfine [Job Interview] Interviewer: So tell me about your hobbies. Me: Well I really enjoy minding my own godd business. Follow
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    Facial expression - Jeffw @Jeffwni Me: Could men have implant of kitten hair follicles to make their beards softer? Interviewer: I meant about the job Me: Oh. No questions thx Follow
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    Rectangle - DaddyJew @DaddyJew Interviewer: what are your future plans? Me: lunch Interviewer: I meant long term plans Me: what, like dinner? Follow
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    Rectangle - Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength? ME: getting hired in fictional job interviews in my head INTERVIEWER: you're hired Follow ME: see?
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    Rectangle - cluedont @cluedont Follow Interviewer: 'So where do you see yourself in 5 years time?' Me: 'My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly.'
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    Rectangle - Floyd @dafloydsta INTERVIEWER: Your résumé is just a list of hobbies that say "Oh them yeah" after ME: Oh hell yeah 11:12 AM 21 Dec 15
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    Rectangle - Uncle Vikki @vikkaroni Job interview HR: What's your best asset? Me: I have an excellent memory. HR: Give me an example. Me: Of what? 2+ Follow
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    Rectangle - Derrick @D_Ricky1 Interviewer: What are your career goals? Me: Live long and prosper. Interviewer: Me: Interviewer: Well that explains the Spock costume. + Follow
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    Rectangle - Pistol Pete @_Peter_Thompson me: my greatest weakness is having no rigid exoskeleton. It means I can be easily stabbed interviewer: Follow me: oh you mean like on the job
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    Font - Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength? ME: shape shifting INTERVIEWER: is that so? INTERVIEWER: yes INTERVIEWER: holy s Follow
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    Rectangle - Jessica Wuensch @jessica_wuensch Interviewer: Tell us about a time you were resourceful. Follow Me: I ate a salad with a spoon once because I forgot to grab a fork.
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    Rectangle - james nielssen @cool_as_heck Follow Boss: How would you describe yourself in just one word? Me: I would say tired. Boss: ...tired? Me: [is already back home in bed napping]
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    Water - @lelasgf interviewer: where is your resume? me: [pulls out folder] here is the positive feedback i've gotten on ebay Follow
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    Rectangle - Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Follow Me: desperately seeking attention as a salve for the crushing loneliness of existence
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    Font - james nielssen @cool_as_heck Boss: Your resume is just pics of you petting dogs? Me: That is correct. Boss: [visibly excited] w-what's this little guy's name? 11:09 PM 04 Feb 16
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    Rectangle - a bird @i_eat_fruit interviewer: whats ur greatest weakness? me: im vague interviewer: me: yeah can u elaborate? Follow
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    Rectangle - Floyd @dafloydsta INTERVIEWER: Says here you have cat-like reflexes? Follow ME: *slowly pushes résumé off desk without breaking eye contact* Yeah that's right
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    Rectangle - Br&on the Cow @Brampersandon_ Follow INTERVIEWER: do u consider urself independent ME: *looks at mom in chair behind me* MOM: *nods* ME: I'd say yes *gives mom a big thumbs up*
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    Gesture - *at job interview* "What are some reasons you'd be a valuable asset to our company?" me:

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