Top Wholesome Pickup Lines of the Week (June 16, 2023)

Picture this: it's summer, you've recently gone through yet another breakup, and now, you have to begrudgingly put yourself back out there. Otherwise, the dating scene is just going to chew you up and spit you back out, and you'll find yourself staying single and paying way too much for another night of takeout. 

 

Rather than let you go through that again, we decided to compile a fresh collection of romantic and humorous pickup lines for you. We're not talking about the kind of basic pickup lines you receive on your dating apps ("Hey," "How was your weekend?" *insert desperate sleazy line here*). We're talking about a more wholesome angle that we rarely see anymore in this day and age. Because call me crazy, but I believe that deep down we all still want wholesome relationships. So why not start off on the right foot with a wholesome pickup line?

 

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    Textile - Top Wholesome Pickup Lines
    via René Ranisch
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    I think they may just mean Optometrists considering the other is for eye surgery but noble effort!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/JeeZz-unofficial 3 days ago I'm not an ophthalmologist Though I wouldnt mind spending my time looking at your eyes 2
    via u/JeeZz-unofficial
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    This relationship feels like it will last. That's adorable!

    Font - "It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth...” “Guess I'll just have to kiss you till the taste is gone" My proudest line to date. Managed to make my very sad bf laugh and admit that it was good. Never will I ever be able to be that smooth again.
    via u/AkariYuu
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    This could be considered cringe, but let's approach this one from a wholesome angle!

    Human body - Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
    via u/kickypie
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    Cue the vaccine humor in the comments!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/Comfortable_Donut_72 6 days ago Girl aren't you a virus? Because I can't resist you ^
    via u/Comfortable_Donut_72
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    I mean, Einstein is probably still right but that's cute!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/Aggressive-Ad-9418 6 days ago Einstein is faster than light once said nothing 4 He should've seen how fast I fell for you
    via u/Aggressive-Ad-9418
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    I don't play basketball but I approve this message!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/kpop_ian 5 days ago hey do you play basketball? no, but can i still shoot my shot? or yes, so can i shoot my shot?
    via u/kpop_ian
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    Can you say trigonometry?

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/gorrthegodbutcher24 30 minutes ago Girl are you opposite over hypotenuse? Because you're making me want to sin.
    via u/gorrthegodbutcher24
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    This one is definitely cheesy but we welcome cheesiness in this space!

    Font - so gorgeous does your last name begin with P because from where I'm standing when I saw your photos all I could see was ( their name )perfection
    via u/Own-Peak-4464
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    This feels more like two pickup lines in one, but still very well-intentioned!

    Font - Is it hot in here or is it just the chemistry between us? Because I'm definitely feeling the sparks
    via u/Phobic101
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    For the DC fans out there!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/navvv11 3 days ago Hey girl. Are you Harley? Cause i want you to be my Quinn 2
    via u/navvv11
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    Poor grammar but the sentiment is there!

    Font - Can i get your mom's number? So i can properly thanks the artist.
    via u/sunridersurya
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    And they say chivalry is dead!

    Font - roses are red, violets are blue been swiping left for days, until I saw you
    via u/billtarar
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    Lots of "works of art" content this week!

    Dress - I would draw you, But you're already a work of art
    via u/mcsabas
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    Of course, if we have one for DC, we gotta have one for Marvel

    Font - Peter got bitten by spider and became spider man Now will u bite me so i can be ur man?
    via u/HelloThere24660
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    One more to make you tear up!

    Font - Hey, quick magic trick. Look me in the eyes for 3 secs & watch how I fall for You
    via u/luvisinking`

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