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"here's your L sir" said u/Cutsdeep-.
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"I also served him once. Well done steak with ketchup. It was an Italian restaurant" said u/turnerincalgary.
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"Sometimes at my old job we would have nacho expo, and one guy asked for lettuce instead of chips which, no problem, I love a taco salad. Except all he wanted for toppings was nacho cheese. He wanted a hot nacho salad"
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"She was legit 3% steak after the meal." said u/Folgers37.
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"I served a lady a long island iced tea and she got mad that the ice was floating on the top instead of the bottom. Sorry ma'am, I'll just go ahead change the laws of physics and make you a new one." said u/frostandtheboughs.
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"20 years from now you're going to be visited by a lawyer in a bowler hat and handed a black velvet envelope. Within, you'll find a letter, inscribed with gold on parchment, the contents will read thus: 'Regretfully, we have passed beyond the veil. Alone among many have we trained you well enough to carry on The Work.' At this point, you'll be black-bagged, whereupon you'll wake up in a castle, location unknown, sitting at a medieval table of stout oak, with a very familiar tea set sitting in front of you. A single placard on the table will read 'Please begin, time runs short.' A deep rumble will resonate from the earth below you. Best you not dally." said u/xenoterranos.
"No way you're not someone's DM." said u/SonOfZaknafein.
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"I want 'oh no' burrito guy to eat with 'I've made a mistake' chicken soup hot dog lady. Like, they were weird enough to make it into this thread but they realized their mistakes, owned them, and no one got cussed out, demeaned, or a 1 star review written about them." said u/Dason37.
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"Respect for helping him out in his time of need" said u/Rhamona_Q.
"Not food related…. I walked into a public bathroom once and based on the smell and the gentle sobbing and cussing coming from a stall knew a guy had exploded prematurely and was in a hell of a mess. I just said 'we've all been there man, what can I do to help.' Guy slid his car keys under the stall, described his car and where he was parked and said his gym bag was in the trunk. I fixed him up." said u/Shouty_Dibnah.
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"We had a lady tell a server that she was 'allergic to crispy.'" said u/amazonhelpless.
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"UMAMAMI THIS MOTHERFUCKER!" exclaimed u/rustblooms.
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"Worked with a guy on a fishing boat that claimed to never drink water. Weirdest person I've ever met. Really good work ethic though and to my knowledge and his credit I never saw the man drink a glass of water. But my god could he put away milk. Like a gallon+ a day. Used to mix flavoring packets with it. Nothing like working 16 hours hauling in fish and finishing your night with a nice cold glass of grape flavored milk. Used to make everyone sick watching him drink that shit." said u/Friendly_Fisherman_7.
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