A Collection Of Comical Cat Pics Pretending Not To Be Rent-less Freeloaders And Actually Engaging In The 9-to-5 Grind

Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager

Jun 21, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

Do you have a tiny, furry goblin that lives in your apartment or house? We do, and his name is Mr. Whiskers. He is a good roommate, but he never pays rent, for groceries, or offers to do the dishes! On top of that, he only poops in a small box, and expects us to clean it up! We love Mr. Whiskers, don't get us wrong, but we wish he would get a job to help contribute to the rent. While Mr. Whiskers may not lift a paw, the fabulous felines in this post are dreaming big - for their dream jobs that they would fit purrfectly into!

From dancing divas to hardworking plumbers, the cute kitties in this post describe their hilariously accurate dream jobs, and we support them 100%. Honestly, we wish we could join them in some of their dream jobs, like a professional pudding tester! While we think it fits for these seriously silly house cats, we can't imagine Mr. Whiskers ever becoming a professional dancer. Maybe in his next life!

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01
Practicing to be a ballet dancer

via u/Abz75

And what a beautiful ballerina she would be! We did ballet for a while, and remember that the position of her arms is called "5th position". Her technique is quite advanced for a cat, she should keep going with this and be the first famous cat ballet dancer!
02
A building inspector

via u/Available-Maize5837
03
Shadow wants to be a professional spring toy player

via u/pinkeskimo
04
A ballerina cat

via u/tormentedfavorable
05
Sammy, professional pudding taster

via u/tzuku_foria

How did we not know that this was a career choice? We're quitting our job tomorrow to pursue our new passion - tasting puddings. It may not be a lucrative profession, but it surely will be a tasty one!
06
Terri is also trying to become a dancer

via u/Tomome
07
Mazu, part time jewelry maker. Full time troublemaker.

via u/ObsidianRae
08
My cat wants to be a professional hugger

via u/TheRealLaura789
09
Leo is a pawfessional masseuse!

via u/itsmekp33
10
Hustler at heart

via u/MovingtoFL4monsteras
11
Baby Vivi, this was her dreaming of her current job: Queen of the Chaos Goblins

via u/ObsidianRae
12
Dreaming of her future crochet fashion empire

via u/Nailkita
13
Ariel, handyman

via u/kbs14415
14
Neighborhood watch

via u/Aadren
15
A fiber artist ????

via u/ishyloser
16
Nubs would like to be a professional trainer

via u/CasterQ
17
Leo dreams of hitting a 10.0 in Olympic gymnastics

via u/Beneficial_Exchange6
18
Professional tree climber

via u/younggeeZy418
19
My cat always wanted to be a daredevil

via u/kryptonitenickyxx
20
Also a future ballerina! ??

via u/alsoalsoalsowik
21
Obviously a claw machine claw

via u/Sten_vg
22
Pepper is a professional bikini model

via u/chuffberry
23
Purrfessional Sunbather

via u/hondactx16i
24
The plumbers are here to make sure your pipes are working!

via u/SleepyBeautyQueen
25
Mini digger driver for sprocket!

via u/Suspicious_Oil4897