My dad considers himself a cat person forced into a dog-only household. My parents would have a cat as well, but our canine friend would try to eat it.
As a result, he is left wanting a kitty fix that is not going to come from the family home. His solution? To carry a packet of cat treats with him whenever he leaves the house without the dog. He throws them liberally at any cat who crosses his path on a walk to the store, which means that almost every feline in the local area now sees him as a huge, walking Temptation.
He carries on religiously handing out the treats, but he complains that now it feels like all the cats expect only one thing from him. He would never have gotten into this predicament if he'd contained his love to scrolling cute cat memes, like the ones below. To be honest, though, I don't think he minds as much as he says he does.