A Gaggle of Memes for Giggling Purposes

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    Green - VINCE THE SIGN GUY I'M SO BAD WITH PLANTS I HAVE 'EM SHAKING IN THEIR ROOTS! Ⓒ2023 SignPuns LL Vallecito Lake, CO Conveniently located miles and miles from everywhere!
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    Footwear - Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt. alexhursch chaotic neutral
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    Chin - . Q: He looks like Wolverine if instead of claws, three flaccid penises slowly came out of Wolverine's hands. Now that that image is firmly in your 2:12 PM mind: imagine the sound. I hate you 2:13 PM ONMI 2:11 PM He clenches his fists and *plbbbbbbpt* Like pushing an uncooked hotdog into 2:14 PM pudding. 2:16 PM Lile shaking a half full mayo jar This is possibly the worst thing you've ever done 2:24 PM
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    Font - < Hey it's your Dasher, they're out of oat milk, do you want another kind? Almond? Skim? 1%? 2%? 43498 > Whole? What are my choices? That's a lot of options That's modern milk for ya What a time to be alive
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    Font - Today 10:22 AM there's a twin birthday party in september for two girls named emmaleigh and eleighna i'm at event training Byrthdeigh parteigh
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    Font - millennial-review Follow (O&Ob) ☆ Jordi ☆ @JvchiiClawz if ur over 5'11 sorry ur pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum 2:16 PM 2/20/21 Twitter for Android theblehthatbloos Follow Listen here you little shit unhiprainicornn Follow If you're under 5'11 sorry your pronouns are oopma/ loompa/doompety/doo Q V *** Σ
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    Font - ACHI WEED HE ALL CHEFS Under no circumstances shall any chef make a Rice Dick. Anyone caught making one will be terminated. I would really love to hear the story behind this sign... DUMPADAY.COM
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    Shield - Same. deepsearuin Follow The pan is mightier than the sword
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    Font - goldensunset Follow people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy...what a majestic lovely coat you have...are you here to do some shopping for your master?...would you like something to eat?... hmm something seems unique about you...were you perhaps sent by the gods?...oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf... people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA^^^^^^^^^^^^^^A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    Adaptation - THE 13TH DISCIPLE @unsanctifi3d sorry I can't come. I'm hanging out with jesus
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    White - Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue not one fucking thing S ΣΗ AV WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? >
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    Product - sensei @seupo it unnerves me that everything in animal crossing is cartoony and then we just have this fokin hyper realistic turtle
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    Plant - Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish stjärt = butt mes dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate) this is a buttdork
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    Output device - heard a weird sound. turned around. my supervisor is controlling a tiny RC forklift and placing a tiny pallet on a real pallet. 2-4941
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    Jaw - IN THIS HOUSE WE STAND FOR THE FLAG!!!!
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    Font - A @gwynthpssycndls How do I explain to my professor that the reason I didn't show up to class is because in my dream I woke up and checked my email and saw that class was cancelled and I believed it
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    Font - Megan Wegenke @MegWegenke I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious)" are two very different kinds of silence
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    Font - classicmeevs✔✔✓ Follow Aug 5, 2018 the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes recoiloperated Follow 1 hr. ago I'm gonna pronounce it like that now.
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    Cartoon - Professors watching a student they taught finally graduate I raised that boy.
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    Forehead - Me in a deep depression unable to do anything DALA'Y Anxiety telling me if I don't do anything I'm a piece of shit
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    Rectangle - strawberry-bundae Follow I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous strawberry-bundae Follow it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games strawberry-bundae Follow sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance sugarkat Follow we are all poltergeists in meat suits strawberry-bundae Follow what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you
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    Jaw - Brain My activities can be measured with highly advanced devices Consciousness lexist pls believe me guys
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    Brown - THE STORY BEHIND THIS DUO IN LABYRINTH IS FASCINATING SEARCH FOR "HUGE GOBLIN KNOCKERS" TO FIND OUT MORE imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - imgflip.com A STUDENT'S HOT GARBAGE TERM PAPER THAT ISN'T EVEN FINISHED YET Woah. This is worthless!
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    Product - ratsofftoya fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach ratsofftoya direct action In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope t-nwo How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you? ratsofftoya how about you eat my shit and hair Source: ratsofftoya
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    Sleeve - "Jack Black are you excited to be playing Bowser in the Mario Movie?" Jack Black:
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    Smile - @BudrykZack Imagine seeing this ad and not knowing who Alex Trebek was Your bones may be in jeopardy.
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    Font - ARE YOU A MYELIN SHEATH? BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES...
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    Font - Namrata @Namrataye Men are just so beautiful... Like damn they don't do makeup, wear fancy clothes, do different hairstyles everyday, they prac- tically just get out of their beds wear whatever pair of cloth they see first and still look so attractive. #MenAreBeautiful
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    Door - he could have zero front pockets you don't know pockets
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    Organism - Classical Studies Screams for Hallowt... @CSMFHT Oedipus: O great Oracle, will I ever marry? Oracle: Yes, you shall marry Jo! Oedipus: Who's Jo?
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    Handle - My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size... I
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    Font - Dingus Khan @frigginfrench laughing is my friggin favorite. just honking out random noises to express joy, unreal. 11:56 AM 2021-06-28 Twitter for iPhone 121 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 437 Likes You know it's real love when their laugh makes you laugh, even if you don't know what was funny anyway
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    Font - 5013 Follow you can unfollow me but you can't un-read my posts so really i'm the winner here lazrat our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me repent-zoomer did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.
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    Font - darthmauls Follow Breads @Breads_eth 38m Replying to @barbiethemovie @Barbie and 2 others Why are all the men Just Ken and the women are doctors and presidents 17 7 4 ken is just ken. 18 vivi @viviibomb - 36m Replying to @Breads_eth @barbiethemovie and 3 others do u not know the barbie lore 23 1 21,102 notes 10.1K 181 2,804 mantisandthemoondragon Follow Do people not get that Ken is a Barbie accessory just like her clothes? D tl
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    Bookcase - Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3 114 ... Some dream of fame. Some dream of traveling to space. I dream of having a secret door in one library that leads to another hidden library.
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    Font - bibliotheksbewohnerin Follow things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with runofthemillsocialist Follow Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them. Well don't come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.
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    Font - Yoke Yoke Tax Tax @YokeTax I may look fine, but deep down I want to eat 5 baskets of Texas Roadhouse rolls
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    Product - Plump, sweet and begging for cream eltigrechico "do... do they... am i supposed to fuck these strawberries?" Source: southernsideofme
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    Mammal - Hello 20:25 Andrew 20:26 rew 20:26 Who are you? 20:26 // Type a message And? 20:26 SPEECH 100
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