People Discuss the Stupidest Thing They've Ever Heard Someone Say

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    Font - 13 hr. ago At one of my first jobs as a graphic designer, a client called me into his office and pulled up a photo he took. He then asked me if I could turn it around. No, not rotate it, but turn the viewpoint around. He wanted to see what was behind the camera when he originally took the photo.... God, I have so many stories from that job. HerNamelsRain.
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    Font - sigmaswan35 16 hr. ago "Yeah bro, it says carbonated because they removed the carbs" while standing in line at a drugstore. Best eavesdrop of my life. 47.8K Reply Share
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    Font - HerNamelsRain ● 14 hr. ago "Can you email me back the PDF I emailed you? It's my only copy."
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    Font - FunkyKong147 • 16 hr. ago At age 27, my friend said that he had gotten into a fight with his girlfriend because he knew that his parents didn't have to have sex to conceive him, his mom got pregnant with him because they got married.
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    Font - msspider66 Someone I know argued with me that I do not live anywhere near Canada. He got pretty nasty about it too. When I showed him proof he said "well I only know Texas". I live right outside of Detroit, Michigan. Closer to Canada that I am to any other state. ● 16 hr. ago I have also had a few people argue with me that I do not live in the eastern time zone. I guess they know better than someone who actually lives here.
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    Font - 420stoner332 ● 17 hr. ago I was stationed in Germany in the late 80's-90's. Every thanksgiving multiple dudes would be perplexed as to why the Germans didn't celebrate? A dude once told me he was excited to celebrate the 4th with the Germans and asked if they did fireworks? I love you my brothers, but some of you are dumb.
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    Font - Curious_Knowbody "How can Hawaii and Alaska have such different temperatures when they are right next to each other on the map?" ● 16 hr. ago
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    Font - hi_im_watson I was on a date at an art museum. The painting tag said who it was made by the title and made Circe 1600 and she said "do you think the earth was even around back then? You just never really know" ● 16 hr. ago
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    Font - usafdirtboyz 17 hr. ago That ceiling fan dust was the cause of cancer. Like cancer actually did not exist until ceiling fans collected dust and it fell off.
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    Font - SuvenPan 18 hr. ago "If earth is spinning then why my front door is always facing east?" Ⓒ↑ 24K ↓ Reply ↑ Share AppointmentNo5158 I think this broke my brain. ● 16 hr. ago
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    Font - 9penguin9 17 hr. ago Some random girl on the elevator pointed out how ridiculous it is that we had a button for the floor we were already on.... "...people who build shit are so stupid," she said with 100% seriousness
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    Font - 17 hr. ago natsugrayerza In college my teaching assistant in my dinosaurs class insisted that roadrunners weren't real and laughed at me for suggesting it as an answer for a bird that runs fast. But the real dummy was me because I've seen one in real life and I still said oh ok.
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    Font - W By0z 17 hr. ago ● "Blueberry muffins you buy premade don't have any blueberries in them. Blueberries cost too much. They dye bees blue because they have the same texture and use them." He has 'explained' it to multiple people multiple times. Ⓒ↑ 10K ¹ Reply ↑ Share ... Illustrious-Durian30 16 hr. ago love that getting bees and dying them blue apparently costs less than just using blueberries
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    Font - TinyGreen Turtles 17 hr. ago "I knew that from the gecko." Then proceeded to argue that it was definitely gecko and not get-go. PS - I now ONLY say "from the gecko" because that shit's hilarious.
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    Font - zenOFiniquity8 Her: "I don't know how you can stand to fly when there's a 50 percent chance the plane will crash." Me: Blank stare ● 17 hr. ago Her: "You know, because either it crashes or it doesn't. 50/50."
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    Font - blenderdead ● 17 hr. ago "I don't have an e-mail, I have a gmail"... fuck call center work. 7.2K Reply ↑ Share ...
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    Font - DE iguanasdefuego 16 hr. ago "How do we know it wasn't just ostriches on the radar that triggered Pearl Harbor?" My dude. WHAT.
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    Font - 16 hr. ago Got into an argument with a guy that thought limes were unripe lemons. He had so much conviction that by the end I was beginning to question my own knowledge. That's how they get ya! TheHearse Driver
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    Font - 2 O UltharCat1972 17 hr. ago "Fish aren't animals, they're mammals." ↑ Reply ↑ Share 5.5K
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    Font - 69MikeHoncho42069 17 hr. ago I work in construction and my rigger told me he doesn't believe in gravity with 100% seriousness mind you his job is to rig tens of thousands of pounds of steel so it doesn't fall when moving it with a crane
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