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"Someone stole all the toilets from the police station. The police have nothing to go on." said u/AffectionatePanic.
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"A man tells his friend that he thinks his wife's hearing is going bad. His friend told him to ask a question from far, get closer and ask again if she does not respond. So he goes home and tries that. He asks 'what's for dinner?' No response. So he got closer and asked again. He did this 2 more times and finally he heard from his wife 'For the fourth time, CHICKEN!'" said u/bboycire.
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"2 Soldiers in a tank one turns to the other and says 'unintelligible underwater noises'" said u/YahLikeDags.
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"Stephen King once said something like: 'People think I'm this scary guy, but really I have the heart of a small boy...I keep it in a jar on my desk.'" said u/Bold-As-CuPbZn.
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick." said u/Mongoose_Eyeball.
"What do you call a french guy wearing slippers? Philipe Philoppe." said u/Crackfinder123.
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"What's the difference between an old public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus-station, and the other is a busty crustacean." said u/PaniqueAttaque.
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"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table." said u/EstMagnum.
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra" said u/punkmuppet.
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A Thread of Delightfully Dumb Jokes From the Humor-Enjoyers of Reddit
One of my favorite jokes of all time is the classic moth joke by the late, great Norm Macdonald. The joke starts off as dumb as it gets: "A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist's office says, 'What seems to be the problem, moth?'" But in no time, Norm manages to craft a seemingly simple gag into a meandering tale about a moth suffering through life like some sort of tragic Dostoevsky character. The magic of Norm was that he relished the groan of the audience and often made us endure an exhausting trudge of a setup only to circle back and arrive at the dumbest punchline ever. If you haven't had the pleasure of watching Norm deliver his perfect moth joke on Conan, do yourself a favor.
If you love dumb punchlines as much as we do, you'll surely get a laugh or two out of this gem of a thread full of Reddit's favorite jokes.
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