Oh Lawd He Comin': 26 Absolute Animal Units That Qualify As Chonky Beasts Of Mythical Prop-aww-tions

Every once in a while, you come across an animal that's so big it seems unreal. In ancient times, they would have been a character in some myth or legend, but now, you can simply search on Google and find all sorts of crazy huge animals! We've collected 26 absolute units of animals from around the animal kingdom that you could 100% ride into battle if necessary.

Some are chonky, and some are just downright enormous! We've got huge dogs that have some mix of wolf and giant in them, a slug that's larger than an adult human hand, and some adorably chonky cats (because who doesn't love those). You'll be amazed at the size of these animals, and also from their cuteness! So get your war saddle ready because these animals are ready to charge headfirst into history as biggest animals ever!

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via @jelenawoehr
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via u/AccomplishedTeabag

That's not a dog, that's a direwolf! We absolutely NEED to pet that doggo right now. It's now officially our life's mission to pet him, and perhaps, ride him gloriously into battle. But, we'll probably settle just for petting him.
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via u/Orcasareglorious

We're pretty convinced that this girl's face is so distraught is she can't breathe from the weight of that GIANT bunny on top of her. We've never seen a bunny so chonky. What a unit!
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via u/fat_old_boy
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via u/starvenom108
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via u/polegurl
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via u/JamesWinter83
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via @stringmousey
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via @ansontiller
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via u/Br_u_u_u_ce
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via u/EmmelieSironae
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via u/FormerFruit
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via u/chemicalkin
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via u/thetoodles
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via u/anthemthecat
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via u/queasilycompost78
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via u/DonovanSarovir
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via u/ShotSplash
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via u/Mentiroso1
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via u/_DeLEON
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via u/SouperSpooned
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via u/Redqueenhypo
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via u/Jslays82
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via u/bawledannephat
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via u/jdawg5720
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via u/yousefameed0