Academia Memes for Struggling Students and Scholars

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    Property - Neil Stone @DrNeilStone PDFs of journal articles that I will "read later" MA 2:27 AM 2023-06-10 100K Views 3250 33250
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    Font - Jaclyn A. Siegel @jacasiegel Just listened to my dad try to explain my dissertation to the rest of my family and I now understand why hearsay is inadmissible in court.
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    Motor vehicle - When the paper you're reading keeps citing another paper BETR it looks like this it looks like this
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    Font - Ph.Demetri @PhDemetri Bachelors: I'm going to cure cancer Masters: I'm going helping discover new biochemical pathways which are crucial to our understanding of cancer! First year PhD: This gene is plays an important role in this cycle. If we inhibit it by... Fourth year PhD: I'm opening a bakery
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    Sleeve - Jen Heemstra @jenheemstra The more obvious the point you're trying to make, the longer it takes to find a reference for it.
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    Hairstyle - PERSONAL OPINION "You guys always act like you're better than me" PEER REVIEW VERIFIABLE TRUTHS 3 Global EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE Global
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    Font - Asha @Asha_soflossy Sex is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims
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    Font - Johnny Goodwin @jgoodwinnurse My two-and-a-half year old kid just looked at the final draft of my PhD thesis and called it "Dada's sad book" and if that isn't the best description of a thesis ever, I don't know what is @AcademicChatter
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    Font - Christine Le @christine_m_le If I throw my manuscript into the forest have I submitted it to Nature? 自
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    Brown - Editor: Where's ur draft Me: Deadlines are social constructs. old doors L3
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    Font - nature human behaviour Article Open Access | Published: 20 February 2023 Search Log in Early morning university classes are associated with impaired sleep and academic performance PL Sing Chen Yeo, Clin K. Y. Lai, ... Joshua J. Gooley Peter Coles @telescoper@mastodon.so... @telescoper This is nonsense. My students sleep perfectly well during my early-morning lectures.
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    Organism - My skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
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    Food - When you incorporate all the feedback from every critique. In your Research Paper VAL
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    Outerwear - IR OP سیدطیب علی بخاری 0 2 0 0 0 Last Year of PhD Me, hoping for a stable job and a wife Baldness
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    World - Neil Renic @NC_Renic "I'm not a regular lecturer; I'm a cool lecturer," you tell yourself, as you reference another tv show cancelled before your students were born. 2:43 PM 2023-04-24 121K Views
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    Font - Prachee Avasthi @PracheeAC Academia isn't in trouble, it's just experiencing a rapid unscheduled loss of postdocs 5:30 PM - 2023-04-20 48.9K Views
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    Product - Tim Hogan @timjhogan me referencing something I learned on tiktok THE TULSI GABBARD SHOW According to a research paper
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    Face - Starting a PhD Finishing a PhD
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    Facial expression - thinking about writing a conference paper actually writing the conference paper
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    Human - WE MUST DO THE REVISIONS mofu.com BUT WE HATES IT
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    Musician - After you click "submit" @my_phd_experience @my_phd_experience
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    Happy - Davin L. Phoenix @Davin_Phoenix ... Academic journals: We've received your submission. You'll hear back from us in a month or two. Maybe six. Also academic journals: YOUR PAGE PROOFS ARE READY. SUBMIT FINAL EDITS WITHIN ONE HOUR OR YOUR SUBMISISON WILL SELF- DESTRUCT
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    Organism - When you chose an academically challenging degree and you get academically challenged.
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    Product - Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn -12h When your baby is on fire, but the journal only gives you 48 hours to correct proofs. www
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    Religious item - proofreading is next to godliness. **** wor TAR + Remember that you are butt dust and into dust you shall return. highe 25
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    Cartoon - Dang it, Jim! I'm an astromoner, not a doctor! I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing. I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor. You can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless! buttergin: still the best reference disney ever made
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    Font - Mr Antoniades @tsavv_ Watching Netflix without academic pressure just isn't the same
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    Forehead - webneel.com Your paper after 4th review
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    Cartoon - Average PhD advisor be like 8 HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES @MemingPhD 1.0 Doing a PhD is hard, right? 0 WRONG! Doing a PhD is easy! YOU suck!
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    Photograph - VIA 9GAG.COM First year of PhD "My supervisor is a genius..... And I will die protecting her vision !!!" 9GAG is your best source of fun. Last year of PhD "Oh my god... You are insane..."
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    Cartoon - SANTA #ILOVEPHD Dear Santa, please write my thesis SANTA
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    Vertebrate - KANTO @retailpharmer Says here you should go to hell but since you have a PhD we'll count that as time served
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    Hairstyle - Goodbye first draft! I survived! I will never suffer again! First draft made with mematic C Editing NEVER! FAM Draft 26 As Crônicas de Wesley
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    Photograph - Sarah Whelan Curtis @sarahwcurtis Yes, I did a photo shoot with my thesis. Longest labor ever. #phdlife
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    Photograph - Eladio Bobadilla @e_b_bobadilla When scholars cite themselves: 30 B12 ...
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    Forehead - SCHOLAR AS REVIEWER 2 SAME SCHOLAR AS AUTHOR
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    Font - Shit Academics Say SAS 4h- ✪ "Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it." - Not a graduate student 2,2K Like X 18 comments • 141 shares Comment Share
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    Organism - janna elizabeth haider @janna_e_haider academic conferences are wild. $1000 in flights and lodging. talk about your work for 15mins. hear some questions that are more of comments. go to the plenary. a senior scholar says something completely out of pocket. "this is not who we are." overpriced cocktails at hotel bar. 7:09 PM 2023-07-03 58K Views
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    Jaw - Matthew Taliaferro @JMTali I know this paper is ready to be published because I hate it now and I never want to see it again. ...
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    Font - Jamin Speer, PhD, Grand Poobah @JaminSpeer We got notified today that our paper got its first citation! It was by us in another paper. 10:33 PM 2021-12-25 Twitter Web App 46 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 2,559 Likes
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    Font - Me emailing professors: *polite greeting* *perfect grammar* *thorough proofreading* Professor: "ok" - Sent from my iPhone
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    Nose - Dorsa Amir @DorsaAmir The (real) scientific method. NO DATA Follow
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    Hat - @vintagehistoria Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old professor not retire is like the most accurate part of the franchise
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    Tire - R#2: "Abstract must be improved" Author: "Done"

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