'I proceed to lay my arm perfectly on top of his': Dude takes over woman's entire armrest, becomes the armrest

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    Font - Posted by u/Novel-Balance 7836 8 hours ago Guy tries to claim the arm rest, I let him have it his way I'm a big lover of the theatre and will usually go to whatever Broadway show manages to make it to my city. I also have the cutest nephew in existence. Sorry people, these are facts. When Disney's The Lion King came around I decided to treat my cute little nephew to his first live theater show. I wanted everything to be perfect for him and managed to snag close orchestra seats right on th
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    Font - during "The Circle of Life" there is large elephant puppet that makes it's way down the aisle and I wanted him to be surprised and blown away. The seats are very tight and so it was my nephew on the aisle, me, and then freakin rude old guy (FROG). We take our seats, curtains up, and then I spend the entire first act getting elbowed in the side by Frog's boney elbows. He had to know what he
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    Font - was doing but it happened over and over again. I wanted to turn street so bad but I reminded myself that I have my cute little nephew with me and I don't want him to see Aunty's street side and so I stewed the first half and focused on my nephews pure joy at the show. During intermission the Frog gets up and I decided that the best way to handle things would be discretely and that I should claim the arm rest for myself so that my arm would protect
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    Font - me. Mind made up, I casually place my arm down and focus on my nephew. Frog gets back, sits down, and proceeds to jam his boney elbow under my arm and physically throw it off the rest. He looks at me and says it's his because he was using it before. I went 0 to oh hell no in .2 seconds and was about to lay into him when I remember cute little nephew is with me. Breath girl, breath. Suddenly the devil on my shoulder
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    Font - whispers the best idea into my head and I evil grin. He wants the arm rest? Fine he can have it. I proceed to lay my arm perfectly on top of his as if his arm is the arm rest, complete with hand over his. He looks over at me in shock and I stare straight at him, silently daring him to say anything. He pulls his arm back and spends the rest of the second act with his arms crossed and I sit comfortably, enjoying a wonderful show with my darling nephew.
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    Font - CoderJoe1 +4.8 hr. ago That frog went unkissed for good reason 617 Reply Share
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    Font - lestairwellwit You had me at: . 5 hr. ago "freakin rude old guy (FROG)" 4410 Reply Share peachesfordinner 5 hr. ago I need to remember this for use in my life ↑ 53 Reply Share
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    Font - jrev8 5 hr. ago · Dominance asserted 125 Reply Share 8Gh0st8 2 hr. ago . Literalism asserted too - it's not truly an armrest until you're resting your arm on someone else's arm. 21 Reply Share ●●●
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    Font - disenchanted_youth 4 hr. ago • If they're sleeveless I like to play armhair velcro where I get juuuust close enough that our arm hairs interlock. It works like magic. 46 Reply Share Any-You-7867- 2 hr. ago Oooff this killed me. You weaponised arm-hair!! 15 ●●● Reply Share
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    Rectangle - LD50_irony. 6 hr. ago That is beautiful. I am applauding you from afar! ↑ 34 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - jedledbetter 7 hr. ago nicely done! 23 Reply Share
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    Font - AJRimmer1971 +2.4 hr. ago And the TONY Award goes to.... 11 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - butterfly-garden +2 · 6 hr. ago Not all frogs are kissable. 10 Reply Share
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    Font - EYLMM 5 hr. ago . Thanks for putting a smile on my face! I can only imagine how good that felt to do! Reply Share 5 literacyshmiteracy 4 hr. ago I feel like I read on lot of stories on this site, and this one gave me a genuine smile and chuckle! 23 Reply Share ●●●

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