Hello everyone, welcome to Coop D'etat, the one and only comedy club and revolutionary hideout for anarchist chickens! We have quite the lineup for our clucktastic audience, so get your chicken feed and settle down for an amazing night of fowl and funny comedy! First up is Henrietta Cluckington with a wonderful poem about the poultriarchy.
Now that was clucking beautiful, three clucks for Henrietta everyone! And now for our stand-up comedy routines, we have Cocky Joe, followed by Eggsavier and Poultricia! Before that, we'd like to remind you that we are collecting donations for the aquatic avian foundation, to help cure seagulls of their collective kleptomania. And on that sad note, let's get back to some clucktomania!
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While most farm animals are used to chickens, this house cat's brain just couldn't take it and had to temporarily shut down for a bit. These incidents are common with house pets and have come to be referred to as 'Cluckdowns'.
This doggo knows eggsactly how to lead its chicken flock, and always keeps a bag of chicken feed on its collar so that it can keep them away from danger. This does have the unfortunate side effect of inviting the chickens to peck its collar, but its worth it.
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