Yes, I'm absolutely, positively, double definitely, cross-my-heart, sure my name's not John Connor.

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 1

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 2

Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 3

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 4

‘But they’re your children too’: A Stay-at-home-mom Wishes to Rejoin the Workforce, Her Husband Insists the Childcare Costs Come Out Of Her Salary Alone 5

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 6

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 4

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 5

Purrpetually hungry 6