Go to a petting zoo, they said. It will be fun, they said. Well, we got more than we bargained for when we went to the petting zoo - along with seeing lots of cute animals, we got a big, sloppy kiss from a cow! We were really moo-ved by the cow's affection for us, but our face still smells like grass. Although everyone laughed, and we did as well, the cow kept going in for more! We knew that cows could be funny, but we didn't know that they were obsessed with kissing!
It seems that it's not just us who are receiving this very wet gift, in this post we're showing cows licking, well, literally everyone. It turns out that cows have a lot of love to give. They're sweet, loving creatures; if they weren't so smelly, we would definitely have one as a pet. Also, did you know that cows can be floofy? Now we want one even more!
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Well, this woman's day could be going better. She doesn't look too pleased with the big kiss she's getting right now, perhaps it was nonconsensual! Cows aren't the best at asking for consent, they just kiss whoever they feel.
On the other hand, this doggo is as happy as a clam to be getting so many kisses from his bovine friends. In fact, he seems practically a-moo-sed by it! Okay, you're right, that was terrible. We'll see ourselves out.
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