40 Hilarious Memes Capturing the Reality of Being Married With Miniature Monsters

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Kim Cohen
Jul 18, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

If being married wasn't hard enough, enter the world of married with miniature monster versions of you and your husband. When you exchanged vows, you probably didn't expect your adorable bundles of joy to transform into tiny tornadoes of havoc yet here we are - living it in real time.

But fear not! According to the wonderful world wife web, you are far from alone in this madhouse of diapers, tantrums, and sticky fingers to put it lightly. From sleepless nights and date nights, to stick fingers, poopy pants, messy meals and everything in between - there's a meme or two for every single parenting situation and this week we've rounded them up just for you.

So, to all the brave souls navigating the reality of being married with tiny versions of themselves,  while you try to embrace the madness and find humor in the chaos - we're here to make it that more relatable. Start scrolling to have a good old laugh at the absurd whirlwind you're living in. 

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  • 01
    Nose - That little look you give each other when the kids are acting crazy, but you're still really glad you made them.
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    Eyebrow - Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go? Me: ELLAS WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
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    Sleeve - Dads when the heat is set to 70 degrees instead of 68 OCTOBER 2011 exes B I'm never going to financially recover from this
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    Font - parenting thinking you hear hear a baby crying while you're in the shower
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    Hair - Husband: Did you manage ok with the kids today? Me:
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    Photograph - When your kids are in sports but you hate talking to other parents
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    Hand - Me as a parent trying to hide my snacks.
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    World - When you catch your kids eating a family size bag of tortilla chips for breakfast but then realize you don't have to cook I'll allow it. 20
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    Photograph - When childless girls Little do they know say "this will be me when It'll look more I'm a mom like this www
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    Smile - When your sick kid wants to cuddle with you.
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    Hairstyle - Me after I put all my kids to bed... 1123
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    Forehead - Me... Quit taking off all your clothes everytime you go potty!! My toddler... NOOOOOOO!!!
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad My kids are so open to experiencing culture. They'll try anything, from chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mediterranean restaurant
    via thedad
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    Liquid - Here is a picture of me about to make the biggest mistake of my life
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    Outerwear - When two dads meet and start doubling down on the dad jokes
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    Brown - Watching my husband take a nap when I was the one who was up with the kids all night PROPT
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec "My child fell down the stairs." Mommy FB groups: Why were you not watching her? Are your stairs not bubble wrapped? Are you not feeding your child organic home- grown food? DID YOU NOT DOUSE YOUR CHILD WITH ESSENTIAL OILS?! Daddy FB groups: LMFAO
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    Plant - What's it like living with little kids? Me: Welcome to Jurassic Park.
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    Water - Staring at my husband after rushing out of the shower because he couldn't keep the kids out for 5 minutes
    via momming_glory
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    Forehead - When you tell your kid it's bedtime but your husband tells him he can have 5 more minutes (I'll kill you.)
    via dunnelyndsay
  • 21
    Font - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Parenthood is mostly wanting to sleep. But before you can, you have to make sure other people who never want to sleep fall asleep.
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    Font - Being a parent is kind of like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.
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    Food - LIFE WITH A TODDLER SUMMED UP IN ONE IMAGE
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    Font - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad I am never more appreciative of my kids than when they make friends with kids whose parents aren't incredibly lame.
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom Friend: Want to get together next week? Me: Sorry, my kids aren't sick this week, so that means they'll definitely be sick next week.
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    Water - When you try to keep a full time job, a workout routine, a social life, and you're a mom.
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    Font - SOON AS YOU SAY "MY CHILD WOULD NEVER HERE THEY COME NEVERING LIKE THEY NEVER NEVERED BEFORE
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    Font - My kid is turning out to be exactly like me. Well played, Karma. Well played.
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    Cartoon - THE TWO THINGS I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD: 1. BEING WITH MY KIDS. 2. NOT BEING WITH MY KIDS.
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    Font - If you're completely exhausted and don't know how you're going to keep giving this much of yourself day after day you're probably a good parent.
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    Product - HOW TO MAKE ICED COFFEE 1. HAVE KIDS 2. MAKE COFFEE 3. FORGET YOU MADE IT 4. DRINK IT COLD
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    Font - Parenting Update: I still don't know what I'm doing but they are still alive
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    Product - HOW TO MAKE ICED COFFEE 1. HAVE KIDS 2. MAKE COFFEE 3. FORGET YOU MADE IT 4. DRINK IT COLD
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    Font - There should be a "my kid woke up at 4 am” discount at Starbucks.
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    Font - Can't say "I'm tired" without my Husband making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.
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    Font - parenting when waking up at 6:30 am on a Saturday feels like sleeping in.
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    Font - MUM ISLAND It's like 'Love Island' but a bunch of moms who get to sleep in, drink wine & go to the toilet alone.
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    Comfort - "He didn't want to take a bath, so I took a picture while he was sleeping and edited it with cockroaches. Now he takes a bath 10 times a day." -Genius Mom of Boys
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    Hair - "MY HAIRDO IS? CALLED: "I HAVE KIDS"
    via scousebirdblogs

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