40+ Memes To Stimulate The Neurons in Your Brain That Have Since Been Stagnant

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    Product - When dinner was served on paper plates, but you wanted to class it up a bit. #80s
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    Product - Shower Feelings @feelings_shower There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts.
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    Rectangle - ratcoded Follow famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they're so ingrained in pop culture hollyblueagate star wars professionalkinkshaming Follow smugbots-and-such u ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging a bat at a hornet's nest
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    Font - hell yea DAR CAUSE I'M A CREPE I'M A WEIRDOUGH WHAT THE HELL AM I DOUGHING HERE? I DONUT BELONG HERE
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    Organism - Lesbian Sheldon Cooper ++ @campyalien I'm just gonna say it: modern sci fi isn't gooey enough anymore. No one is floating in the goo tank. No one is snoozing in the slime tube. Bring back the sludge
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    Sash - When you have a single successful social interaction NORMAL PERSON
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    Organism - in elementary school when we would read out loud to the class from the textbook I would literally count the kids in front of me and figure out what section I was reading so I could practice it before it got to my turn and I think that's where my anxiety started.
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    Photograph - Me whenever I am out and see a cat NA MI S SILK AND CA ERE
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    Rectangle - rocket @tweetsbyrocket therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad me: we hug a dog therapist: [nods] we hug a dog
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    Forehead - CHE 0-0 HUD 22 O-O
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    Dishware - These are stronger than most relationships these days 76002
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    Head - I like to play this game called nap roulette I take a nap and not set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it - -
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    Human - When the cashier asks if you'd like to make a donation to the poor You know, I'm something of a POOR myself
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    Clothing - Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Awww, no babe. ..COM So why do you keep cooking?
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    Human - When you hear someone using kilometers per hour instead of freedoms per eagle
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    Font - ditch pony @molly7anne I used to drink half a bottle of rum then wake up at dawn and ace a biology test. now I eat a salty snack too late at night and I wake up like "my hydration levels will never recover from this"
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    Font - my intrusive thoughts during fall young man there r leaves all around i said young man eat a leaf off the ground r5h i said young man won't they make a cool sound when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole infectedmetaphysic it's fun to chew on the Leaves On The Ground!
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    Hat - WHAT IF THE INDIANA JONES MOVIES ARE JUST THE DREAMS OF HAN SOLO WHILE HE'S FROZEN IN CARBONITE
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    Musical instrument - Who else remembers doing this as a kid?
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    Plant - When I'm older, I just want enough money to have a covered porch so I can sit outside in a thunderstorm with my coffee and mumble "we needed this."
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    Smile - "i'm gonna take a quick shower" *45 minutes later* me:
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    Font - derek guy @dieworkwear Children born in 1989, the year "Seinfeld" premiered, are now the same age as George Costanza on that show
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    Food - The type of sandwich ima make my husband at 2 AM Done38 EASY SQUEEZE Hidden Valley Ranch. CKLE PRO DE IG @jokeshub @jokeshuub DONE IT! 40% MORE THAN OUR 14 02 assn French's GARLIC AIOLI DIP & SPREAD Delicio ISH is your husband scooby doo?? Bever Prettyredbone38
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    Organism - SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
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    Font - Jerry is living the dream Jerry Head Receiver
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    Sleeve - The biodegradable burial pod turns your body into a tree bgk @BigGucciKrow @SavageHumor Plant a walnut tree on top of me so people can eat my nuts forever.
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    Sky - I am absolutely delicious and I hate that mosquitoes know it.
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    Human body - Sometimes you meet someone and you just know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.
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    Photograph - When you're good at something, never do it for free INSULTS $1 TOYSS
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    Font - [at a party] me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?
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    Face - Sing to me come my lady come come my lady you're my butterfly sugar baby
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    Rectangle - Google is it rude to f is it rude to follow up on a job application is it rude to fart when someone is crying. is it rude to fart in public is it rude to fold your arms is it rude to flirt Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
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    Fruit - 254 000-36000-49030 1-36 CT 3.99 24.97€ PER EACH YKOTEX CLICK TAMP SUP 18 Platex U by kotex 39 VE SAY 0174319 000-36000-15950 1-18 CT 4.99 27.72 PER EACH UBY KOTEX CLICK TAMP SUP LV M REGULAR SECURITY TAMPONS SPORT 25 DECU. OB/GYN Tested PLASTIC APPLICATOR APLICADOR DE PLÁSTICO 002128 000-3000 53 118 C 3.79 21.06 UBY KOTEX SEC TAMPON SUP TRUATED PROTECTION 50 18 FlexFit $360° PROTEC SPORT Protection for bodies in motion Protection pour les corps en mouvement unscented non parfumés R Regu
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    Rectangle - hcrld Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. ▾ Robot Spider They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. +21 +62
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    Forehead - Historical fact: The Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar never once said 'Thank You' in his entire life. This is most likely because he did not speak English.
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    Font - My kid: "No, I don't remember where I took my shoes off 5 minutes ago." My same kid: "You told me 6 Wednesdays ago at 2:46pm that we might get ice cream after school."
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    Font - My mom: Why don't you like sleeping at grandma's? Grandma's house:
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    Rectangle - Not how I expected him to come back but okay. Uber UBER Message from Christ I have arrived. Uber UBER now 1m ago Arriving Soon Christ is arriving soon in a Hyundai Elantra (7VSJ164). After arriving, they'll wait 2 minutes before charges begin for their time.
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    Carnivore - vampirbf what if we kissed on the broom (and we're both cats) madgastronomer They were broom-mates? bethanythemartian Oh my god, they were broom-mates
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    Cloud - A long time ago an engineer decided he hated children and wanted to watch them burn CRIA

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