Scientifically Inaccurate: 28 Stock Images that Missed the Mark by a Laboratory Mile

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    Photograph - alamy thdreamzeler alamy Erin Williams @DrErin Will 'What the f*ck is this?' One of the key questions biologists like me try to answer on a daily basis by staring intensely at coloured liquids #BadStockPhotos OfMyJob
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    Liquid - Aparna Shah @Neuro_musings Photo captioned: Mad scientist yelling at a lab mouse, angry about a failed experiment #BadStockPhotos Of My Job 11:11 PM - May 3, 2018 6720 people are talking about this O
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    Human - Christy Who? @GirlNickel You haven't LIVED until you wander into GMO stock photos aka scientists staring at chickens pic.twitter.com/Y0opy9xMnb 2:02 AM - Dec 24, 2017 5 See Christy Who?'s other Tweets 0
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    Glasses - shutterstock www.shutterstock.com 56905057 jenni kane @perkinsjenni I usually always plant things in a mound of soil on a table, then water it drop-by-drop while one of my not-busy-at-all coworkers helps me make sure I'm very precise.........#BadStock Photos OfMyJob 9:54 AM - Apr 27, 2018 85 17 people are talking about this
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    Product - Veronica Bryant @NoroNerd Ok, ok... But for real y'all... WTF is this one? #badstockphotosofmyjob 9:40 PM - Apr 25, 2018 38 See Veronica Bryant's other Tweets 8
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    Plant - deporte vetos positphotos Sitolatos FATAN CUM Amy McCarthy @mommymccarthy depositphotos positphoto What could she possibly be timing?!?!#BadStock Photos OfMyJob 6:20 PM - Apr 25, 2018 Ottawa, Ontario 17239 people are talking about this 8
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    Plant - Alvaro Perez @alperezqui my favorite subgenre of #BadStockPhotos OfMyJob is tomatoes being injected with multiple syringes. 11:12 AM - Apr 26, 2018 70 16 people are talking about this
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    Sleeve - www.shutterstock.com 316831922 Amy Heffernan @DrHeffo shutterstock www.shutterstock.com 405375142 Chemists stare longingly at mysterious pink liquid collected from the field #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 5:08 AM - May 4, 2018 37 See Amy Heffernan's other Tweets
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    Sleeve - KIPP shutterstock www.shutterstock.com 1026763303 Philippa Alvarez @powerofplants3 0 I, too, inject my plants with a mysterous liquid as a seed scientist #BadStockPhotos OfMyJob 9:58 PM - May 3, 2018 50 See Philippa Alvarez's other Tweets
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    Product - Kate Adamala @KateAdamala Replying to @Nicole_Paulk Freehand pour Very Dangerous Blue Liquid (VDBL) from a beaker into tiny tube in a rack you hold with your other hand. #BadStockPhotos OfMyJob Mandatory eye and respiratory protection, because VDBL. 6:03 PM - Apr 25, 2018 201 48 people are talking about this
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    Joint - 157513013 gettyimages DebbiSmimoff Ben Marcus @bmarcus128 Because if you *really* want to understand the brain, you have to listen to it. Real close. #BadStock Photos OfMyJob
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    Plant - Alyssa Collins @PACropDoc As a plant pathologist, I'll never forget my first disease diagnosis. There's something so magical about hearing those roots. #BadStock Photos OfMyJob @plantdisease
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    Smile - Liz Tunbridge @LizTunbridge Gaass I spend my days laughing at models of DNA that twist the wrong way #BadStockPhotos OfMyJob 5:54 AM - May 4, 2018 155 44 people are talking about this 8
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    Nose - Adobe Stock Nicole K. Paulk @Nicole_Paulk This stock image of a scientist is PRICELESS. I too often find myself inspecting each nugget of dry ice one by one. Can never be too careful 5:10 PM - Apr 24, 2018 2,771 649 people are talking about this
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    Product - shutterstock James Felton @JimMFelton "Hey space astronomer, where is space?" [Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles] "According to my latest science, there is space." 9:30 AM - May 4, 2018 1,478 529 people are talking about this
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    Plant - Natasha Carlson-P @carlson_natasha I mean I have no idea what this 'environmental scientist' is doing but I can say the defeated posture is correct #BadStock Photos OfMyJob 12:00 PM - May 5, 2018 1,603 312 people are talking about this
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    Product - NE3RF 123RF 123RF Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter 123RF 123RF વEટી 123RF I always give a thumbs up after a pelvic exam, it's so not creepy at all #BadStock Photos OfMyJob 9:27 PM - May 6, 2018 1,427 300 people are talking about this
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    Plant - James Wong @Botanygeek As a botanist, I am so petrified of plants I cover my entire body in hazmat safety gear. (Except the parts actually touching them, of course). Sometimes, when I am feeling a bit wild, I bring my microscope to the bedding plant aisle of a garden centres. #BadStock Photos OfMyJob 9:44 PM - May 6, 2018 ♡967 160 people are talking about this
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    Hair - Mike Sidel @MikeSidel I often hit people in the middle of their face with a reflex hammer. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 3:10 PM - May 12, 2018 11 See Mike Sidel's other Tweets
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    Sleeve - X n Krystan @the_only_RN Sure #BadStock Photos OfMyJob 12:54 AM - May 7, 2018 76 43 people are talking about this
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    Facial expression - Hello pre Hola สวัสดี Peeshendetje হ্যালIেKaabo m Hei Salve Alo Tere Saluton Dia duit سلام Zdravo C Olá byn Hallo नमस्कार Merhaba வணக்கம் Czesc чай из глицин... @wisteria_tea Helo Ahoj op Bonjour Kaixo s Ciao Suneo Bok 3apano Pozdrav Pozdravljeni 1343 Bese Здравствуйте й Sannu Sveiki Բարեւ Ձեզ مرحبا Phe seum こんにちは Tea OAC 안녕하세요. شوخ Salam Ola שלום Hallaa how to be a translator/an interpreter: 1) write 'hello' in different languages on the background 2) that's it#BadStock Phot
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    Sleeve - Stephanie Eller @StevieElls Amazing, someone perfectly captured how mental health nursing works. The trick is to use your stethoscope, and the brain will quietly whisper to you what's wrong. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 123RF RF 2:57 PM - 15 May 2018 Q23RF @123RF Follow 123RF 123R
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    Facial expression - Mari @queenofcarbs This is what stock photo thinks I'm doing at my job. Sitting behind a pile a vegetables #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob #dietitian 7:32 PM May 4, 2018 36 See Mari's other Tweets
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    Musical instrument - Shutter Julius Goat @JuliusGoat These #BadStock Photos OfMyJob grossly misrepresent what my career as an abacus musician on a pirate ship is really like. 9:49 AM - May 7, 2018 251 38 people are talking about this
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    Product - Arya Snark @XtremeRPh "And the Lord said: 'Let there be oxycodone'. And there was oxycodone, and the oxycodone was good. And there was much rejoicing!" #BadStockPhotos OfMyJob 4:00 AM - May 6, 2018 105 18 people are talking about this
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    Dog - John Taylor @johnthevet I find listening to the shoulder joint an incredibly important part of any examination. Heart and lungs are for losers #BadStock Photos OfMyJob 8:31 PM - May 6, 2018 60 See John Taylor's other Tweets
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    Product - Jenni @jennir Yup, this is software engineering all right... we Lways look this happy and wodrk in packs. On one monitor. Together. Smiling. What is so funny, folks in the back? #BadStock Photos OfMyJob shutterstock.com - 722985406 . Follow 4:51 PM-4 May 2018 Twitter (@jennir
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    Product - Jul @ladyjulbug This is my favorite method for grading papers #badstockphotosofmyjob 5:13 PM - May 4, 2018 168 28 people are talking about this

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