'My husband knows I'm on here': 20+ Reasons to Swipe Left on Dating Apps

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    Human body - r/AskReddit . Posted by u/Upbeat-Poem-1284 5 days ago What's an immediate "swipe left" for you on a dating app? 2
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    Font - N-y-s-s-a 5 days ago "Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip. ¯ You would be surprised how many profiles that's on Also "don't really use this app. Follow my insta"
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    Font - Upbeat-Poem-1284 OP. 5 days ago. edited 4 days ago "Fluent in sarcasm" "can quote the office" "I'm looking for... you" "pineapple does/doesn't belong on pizza" Edit: thought of another one - "must haves: equal flirt to roast ratio"
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    Font - smallboxofcrayons 5 days ago has kids
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    Font - nefarious-hobgoblin. 5 days ago If it's a guy, pics of them with a dead animal or too many group photos. If it's a woman... I can't even think of anything, there just aren't many queer women on dating apps, so if they're cute then whatever goes
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    Font - Lumieredelanuit 5 days ago Ugly 37 Reply Share Upbeat-Poem-1284 OP. 5 days ago Straight and to the point
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    Font - Rubysage2 - 5 days ago. edited 5 days ago -Not physically attracted (subjective, but it is important) -Has kids (I don't want any, and I'd like to date someone who's really free for a relationship) -Says barely anything or nothing about themselves. Why are you here then?
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    Font - -Rattles a list of demands about who I have to be to be worthy of them -Seems traumatized by past guys shouting "No Hookups!" to the wind or "this is my last chance, I don't know what I'm doing here." Well it really says "don't flirt with me" so I'm not going to. >.> Like just be chill, positive and open for dating. Have fun! A surprising rarity.
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    Smile - BadasmutaPRUSSIA. 5 days ago The only thing in their profile is their insta
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    Font - Typical_Ghost07. 5 days ago "buy me this and this and this" ermm in a relationship arent things supposed to be even in costs and whatnot? what the scallops are these goobers thinking
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    Font - Creative_Cashew 4 days ago "only on here to make friends!" or something like that ... like go use bumble BFF, I'm on here to find a relationship. What is the point of using a dating app to not date.
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    Font - bandaidwrap In addition to some things that have been said: only has group photos •unrecognizable or cheesy movie quotes no souls behind the eyes in pics "gym bro" as only identity •"I don't know what to put here" or "my mom XYZ" and prob more but I'm single so don't listen to me . 5 days ago
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    Font - PMyour TastefulNudes 5 days ago All pics are the same angle and look old
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    Font - orangeiswhoreish 4 days ago People whose entire identity is their "doggo". All pictures of their pupper. "Fluffy must approve!" "Doggo is my first love!" I have pets! I love animals! But they are not me. I am a complete person beyond my creatures. I don't want to date a pet (I
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    Handwriting - everylittlepiece. 4 days ago Duck face selfie. Come on. Really.
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    Font - Ueberjaeger 4 days ago . "My therapist would say: I would be a better therapist than them. I actually don't need a therapist; I'm very down to earth and empathic." "Best travel story: My brother gave an orphan money, and he tried to get in the taxi, but the driver smashed the orphan's arm in the door." Those were on the same profile.
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    Font - Weak-Acanthisitta-18. 4 days ago Sunglasses in every picture Filters of any sort Kids in pictures Too many group shots Looking for a partner in crime Politics Religion Bad mouthing other women Smoking People who appear to have been everywhere and done everything, in my experience have been the most boring people I've met in life.
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    Font - grandmaspickles. 4 days ago A man obviously hiding that he's balding by creatively cropping pics or wearing a hat in every pic. This isn't a jab at bald men. This is a jab at men who can't face facts, and it shows an insecurity.
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    Font - 011_0108_180. 4 days ago Mediocre self deprecation/sarcasm Middle finger photos Immediately advertises social media (insta/snap)
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    Font - Looking for a third/unicorn hunting Only head shots/excessive use of filters/group photos only Pictures of kids Indecisive "don't know what I want/why I'm here" "Only looking for friends" "My husband knows I'm on here"

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