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'My husband knows I'm on here': 20+ Reasons to Swipe Left on Dating Apps

We know all too well at this point that people put crazy things on their dating app profiles. Sometimes, they are bizarre confessions that should wait till at least a third or fourth date. Sometimes, they are strangely hostile and limiting remarks about what they're looking for on the app. And sometimes, they are such boring stock answers to questions that you wonder if this person is even real. Who knows? Maybe they are a bot. And bots, folks, are an immediate "swipe left."

 

In addition to bots, we have collected the following list of reasons people have swiped left immediately based on this r/AskReddit thread. We'll give you a little preview and say that the list includes folks who are looking for a third, folks who are "just looking for friends," and folks who have anything to say about their ability to quote The Office or their taste for pineapple on pizza. 

 

Keep scrolling below for the full list. For more content like this, here is a compilation of the top Karen stories of the week! 

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