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35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 7, 2024) 1

‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 2

'We notified our managers... We were all told no': Teenage burger restaurant workers call out en masse on prom night 3

‘Respectfully, no’: Employee hands boss their two weeks notice, only for boss to demand they stay for two months, leading to a schedule conflict with new job 4

Man shuts down entitled Karen after she attempted to enforce 'quiet Sundays,' ordering four neighbors to stop mowing their lawns 5

Family Kicked Out of Sister-in-law’s Vacation Cabin After They Try to Make Her Sleep on the Futon: ‘We arrived first, we pick the rooms’ 6

Double the meaning, double the fun. 1

Owl be the judge of that. 2

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (September 6, 2024) 3

Cat calls out infringement 4

What In The Jurassic Park Sorcery Is This 5

inner and outer... 6