'Double your salary': Clever employee applies for his own job disguised as his spouse; gets paid double doing the same work

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    Computer keyboard - "This is the adult equivalent of three kids in an overcoat"
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    Rectangle - Or/overemployed. Posted by u/shreken Double your salary by being employed for the same job twice.
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    Font - My company is always advertising for more people in my position, hiring any that are good enough and accept the pay. I decided to apply for the same job but as my husband who pretended to be me
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    Font - on the zoom interview, with me telling him what to say. He got the job. I submit half my work as him and the other half as myself. Been smooth sailing for 6 months so far.
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    Rectangle - Funnily enough he also gets paid $5000 more than me (not sexism, I'm also a man, my boss is just a penny pinchingnt and says they cant afford to give me a raise).
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    Product - Geminii27 +2 1 day ago Now to get some more husbands and end up being the company's entire workforce! 2.6k Reply Share
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    Product - chris_ut 1 day ago Look at me. I am the company now.
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    Organism - Ravenser Odd 19 hr. ago This is the adult equivalent of three kids in an overcoat.
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    Gesture - AustinLA88 12 hr. ago Oh you want to fire me? We'll say goodbye to.... (List of names)
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    Eyebrow - JuracekPark34 - 11 hr. ago I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW.
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    Organism - NoReally Lets BeFriend +1. 1 day ago Imagine if it were one of those employee owned deals and you just get your whole family to interview and hired but you do all the work... With shareholder votes you could just vote yourself in as president
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    Organism - OutrageousCandidate4 23 hr. ago Like Parasite, the movie? 26 Reply Share nudiecale 19 hr. ago Parasite 2: Corporate Boogaloo?
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    Font - Matthew Galloway +2.23 hr. ago Now to get some more husbands and end up being the company's entire workforce! Polyamory: The Next Level Evolution of being Overemployed.
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    Font - Sensitive_Counter150 23 hr. ago Well, on the old days people would have a lot of children so they would have more farmhands to work the farm. OP, you know what to do
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    Font - Dhydjtsrefhi 19 hr. ago Monogamy? In this economy?
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    Font - Just-Fun7902 18 hr. ago New estimates do say that it takes at least 3 full time incomes to maintain a financially healthy household these days soooo...
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    Font - Nabugu 1 day ago "you see this company? It's all me." Reply Share 57 MTAlphawolf 23 hr. ago Its all you? Its all been me the whole time. 424 Reply Share randomnomber2 19 hr. ago "I want to speak to the Manager!"
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    Rectangle - L20E-bums 1 day ago Lmao, that company would be dumb to put all their eggs in one basket. Imagine if all her husbands got upset one day and decided to unionize.
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    Rectangle - Peantoo 1 day ago *his husband's 32 Reply Share ArmadilloDense. 23 hr. ago I'll unionize your husband.
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    Font - themperorhasnocloth 1 day ago Self promoted you are brilliant! Reply Share 127 ... capnmerica08 1 day ago I would love to see a promotion so he manages himself, then hires his "brother" "sister""mother" "father"...etc
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    Rectangle - scootscoot 1 day ago This is a whole different type of sticking it to the boss. If he wants to fire you he'll lose two FTES.

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