Burger Lovers Debate the Etiquette of Trying Your Partner's Food Without Asking

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    Food - Krolm @Mr_Krolm 46.3k Whether you find this endearing or infuriating is a good indicator as to whether or not you deserve a partner r/mildlyinfuriating Posted by u/Punch Your Facehole 15 hours ago Wife didn't want anything from BK. I got home and went to the bathroom and came back to this. 01/01 tolera6681 Follow 6.6k Comments Share Save Join
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    Font - Krolm @Mr_Krolm. 1d Replying to @Mr_Krolm When I was in middle school my cousin was flirting with my friend and dipped her fries in his ketchup and he yelled "get your own ketchup!" and we *still* bust his balls about it over a decade later. Imagine being a grown man acting like that towards your own wife Imao
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    Rectangle - Razor Raccoon @razoraccoon Follow Replying to @Mr_Krolm "No, I don't want anything." Translation: You probably know her well enough to know what she wants. Just go ahead and get it.
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    Product - John Nada's Bubb... @NadasBubblegum Follow Replying to @Mr_Krolm 10% annoyance 90% endearing is the appropriate ratio
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    Facial expression - mastigia Replying to @Mr_Krolm @ergonoatia - 20h I just order extra things I know she likes so she can "oh you aren't going to eat that" all she wants, and I still get fed.
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    Font - Drake Smith @pepe_mensan. 21h Replying to @Mr_ Krolm If you already have a partner, you probably feel both :
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    Rectangle - James Drew @James DrewMusic Follow Replying to @Mr_Krolm This a respectable bite tho. Can't lie. She at least ain't dawg ya burger
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    Product - Lylanthia, High Se... @Lylanthia Follow Replying to @Mr_Krolm I'd be mad if my wife took the first bite. What if it's poisoned?
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    Human body - Playy7 @PLAYYPENN. 59m guess i deserve to be single cause it would've been pissed. LMAOO0.
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    Font - Rorin @rorintv. 6h It is infuriating because you want your partner to be an assertive human being that can communicate their feelings and thougs as a grown up. Is no the fact of getting less food, is the fact that she was indeed hungry and couldn't tell you as an adult.
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    Font - kurt cozain @zainislost this is the most respectful bite someone could ever possibly take . 8h
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    Font - IM YOUR PROBLEM... @limbteeth Follow idgaf this is cute the thought of getting "infuriated" over your partner taking a bite of your burger is insane to me
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    Plant - sheep @thelivndead - 11h you don't deserve a partner because you'd be upset that someone took a bite put of your food after they told you they didn't want anything?
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    Font - nusayba@sotheriverflows. 4h i call this the wife tax
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    Font - Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Follow This is endearing, but more endearing would be buying an extra burger knowing she'll change her mind when you return. Reveal the extra burger dramatically, with fanfare, as a surprise, no matter how often this happens and how much she expects you to have hidden a second burg
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    Font - Pink Erikane @DISCODEATHMAT... Follow This is called the Girlfriend Tax. It's the tax you pay to have a woman in your life. Don't even try to protest it. The Girl Government will not let you win.

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