The Most Insane Parenting Texts of the Week (July 26, 2023)

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    Font - So my bio-dad tried to contact me on vacation.
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    Terrestrial plant - C Hey Been trying to get a hold of you and you're not responding. I'm going to have to contact the police to check on you if you don't respond. Tried texting your mom and no.response either. Yesterday 11:29 PM if you have no desire to have contact with all you have to do is tell me. We'll talk later. On vacation at the moment. We will talk sooner than later. The police department are on their way to your moms residence to verify that you are alive. I just called them.before y
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    Font - The police have called me and requested your exact location so they can have the local police where you are at verify that you are there. This is serious so you need to let me know. C OK An officer just called and said he spoke with your mom and you are not there and have no desire to speak with me. We are done. I wish you the best in life. I'm done. You are out of my life as far as I'm concerned Do not ever attempt to contact me again. Please go to court and have adopt you as I have no d
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    Green - A A C Very well. Since you have no desire for me to contact you again, I will assume that you will block me and my mom. Therefore, I will block you as well. If you try to contact me again, I will work with a court to get a restraining order. I have no desire to connect with someone who gets upset when I don't answer them, or spams me with texts after I tell them that I'm on vacation. Then calls the police to bother my mom, even after I've responded to you and therefore showed evidence th
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    Font - I used some shredded cheese SMS
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    Font - < M Today 12:46 PM If you're going to eat my food then it's ok to eat yours A Mom had a J in it A You fucking cunt, I'll throw all of your shit in the trash. Don't fucking touch my stuff again and then fucking lie and say you're going to replace it. I'm allowing you to stay in my house, I don't have to, I owe you nothing and another thing, your dad doesn't want to support you forever either cause you're to lazy to get a job Lol your freezer is way more full than mine so if you want to act
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    Font - I didn't answer her 9 calls because I was at work wtf- SMS
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    Font - Why you are not answering my call you never tried to reach out what's happening to you? What the use of the phone that we are paying if you don't even use them to communicate with me ha? Thursday, July 20 Hey respond or else I will drive there [.{] o + 7:17 PM 7:18 PM I'm at work... 8:44 PM They made me come in today 8:41 PM ·|1|1.
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    Font - July 20 6 Mommy Mommy (9) Spam Risk
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    Font - Part 2 of my dad insanity (reupload) SMS
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    Font - You at school What time you get out Yes Who is this tho This not susan is it play on the phone like a little kid is it? Who is this If you don't know who it is it's none of your business than 00 I legitimately don't know who you are Who is this That's a question you need to ask yourself? Then why do you have my number
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    Font - You nosie as hell soon you want have to worry about who it is Naw, nun of your business if you have no idea understand me. Is this my son? Wow calm down I'm just asking who u r Or is this Susan Is this my dad? Hmm This is not Susan Who else has your number from this area code?
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    Terrestrial plant - I don't know y would someone have my number Whoever u r leave me alone I'm blocking this number If you block this number you will ruin your life Ask yourself that question? How
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    Font - Just because I don't buy you thing or your not under my roof does not mean that I'm not your father. I understand You should feel privileged to have a Father like me. I'm trying to give you the keys to the kingdom but you would rather have the keys to the closet.
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    Organism - Why have you not responded back to me? Because I'm busy with school Watch your tone young man I am
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    Font - My mom has always been paranoid that I talk bad about her to everyone. I learned my lesson very young that telling people how she treats me gets me in trouble, but occasionally I'll vent to people I trust. This person came back and told her SMS
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    Font - Saturday 10:21 PM What time do y'all think y'all will be done? Not sure You wanna come sang? No, it's okay. Just trying to figure out where I'm going to sleep Amy we have two streets Bc I was offered to stay here but i don't think they are going to bed any time soon Two streets? Yeah you've enjoy your time blaming me for your life problems ??
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    Font - Making me out to seem some monster when all I've done was just love the shit out of you. I'm sure and his parents feels the same way about me. But all know is I love my kid. I just meant that I was offered a bed here. Meaning they said I can spend the night if I want, so I figured if you guys weren't going to bed soon I might as well stay here Your schizophrenic and you are too Sure go ahead honey. I'm sure you told them I would hurt you in some way. ?? tell them I said hi! And I love you
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    Font - I love you deeply. I'm just trying to show you that no one can ever change that. For whatever reason you think you can blame for your problems but at the end of the day I think you're the most amazing woman I've ever had the pleasure to know and you are better than you give me or even myself credit for You've talked so ugly about me to people. But I'm the one who stood by you. I never left you. I fought your own father. I would give my life to make you happy. But you keep making horrible
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    Font - I'm just 20. I can't afford to have more than what i have right now You And I would have been set so much further behind if my stuff would have been destroyed in the rain. You did tell to throw my stuff in the trash if I couldn't come get it Where are your Ok Why are you not here I'm at Because I came here for dinner after I went to . And they offered me to spend the night but I was tired and I don't think they are going to sleep anytime soon Ok well sleep well
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    Font - Ok well sleep wella: Okay I love you I'm your mother. I never left you. I love you beyond your wildest imagination Shame on you for you Thinking otherwise Blame it on my metal problems
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    Font - Step dad be guilt trippin. SMS
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    Product - O O O O O O Orc Even six would be okay Need your help... Mowing Newsletter next week Mowing tomorrow 7:48 PM I'm sure you're disgusted by now....can see it... I know...we suck 7:54 PM ||| 7:40 PM 7:50 PM The big sigh....saying I can't wait to move out...all that ca: I'm also sure that what ever rent your going to pay down there won't require you to help mowing...no chores though? Won't include getting paid for a few hours on the computer doing newsletter either +Why are you like this?
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    Font - Mom doesn't approve my makeup (I'm 27) SMS
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    Font - K Mom Active Now Sleep deprived, hungry af, bout to go ask da landlord what da fak. Facebook Why are your eyes black? her will be calling, please answer Eyeshadow I'm a very tired raccoon You're not dressing as a goth are you? Vacate 100 Nope. And why? You replied to Lynn You're not dressing as a goth are you? Just emphasizing the tired state of being that I'm in.
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    Font - my dad is in texas right now and is making me send photos of my room every day or he takes 100$ from my account SMS
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    Screenshot - Today 7:26 AM I'm taking 100 from you because you didn't send me a picture of your room And I'm taking another $100 today if I don't get pictures dad i just got home late and forgot cause i had a busy day my room is clean You had all day to take pictures. Send pics before you go to work or lose another $100. I'm not joking around i didnt have all day i got to work at 12 and didnt come back till 9:30 and i had cross country and had to figure out parking
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    Font - Room OK. You don't lose $100 today But you will tomorrow if I don't get pictures No // i just forgot can i have my 100$ back? Delivered
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    Font - Mom burns all my belongings and has a priest over to try exorcise my demons. I was moving out, had taken half of my belongings to the new flat, I came back a few days later to find everything I left behind was all burned. Turns out she went through my stuff, figured out I was gay, and freaked out. SMS
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    Font - Yo, do you know where all my stuff went? My room is empty. Yeah, you should ask mom. She'll be back soon She isn't here I dont really want to wait for her to get back, plz just tell me where it is? It's gone, they burned it Gone? wait, what?
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    Font - She took it all outside and burned it. She also had a priest over to do some kind of prayer to exorcize it. Gone? You should have seen it, they were making quite a spectacle, lots of shouting about gays burning in hell. wait, what? uhhh, seriously?
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    Font - My mother ladies, theys and gentlemen SMS
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    Font - We don't care mom > How's your new tattoo? Today 6:19 PM Good for him Which one healing well U think it's just me dad is furious Said he'd like to talk to and say maybe he made a mistake Can't open Stop texting or I'm blocking you Lol As if my fiancé doesn't love me O' A iMessage Stop projecting Read 7:03 PM 0

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