A Criminally Cute Collection Of Cats Who Are Clearly Guilty And Rightfully Roasted For Their Crimes

Hello, fellow cat lovers and connoisseurs, have you ever come back to find a crime scene in your house? A broken house plant, dirt everywhere, or perhaps, some mysterious holes in the blinds on your windows? Where is the criminal? They're right in front of your nose, it's your cat! They won't even pretend to be innocent, which makes them all the more easy to publicly shame on the internet. This may not be so fun for them, but it's hilarious for us!

Cats can be sneaky little devils, but we still love them. Scroll down to see all these tiny criminals and the ridiculous antics they get up to while you're gone. They'll give you a good giggle, so long as it's not happening in your house. But if it does happen, you can join these cat owners and put your cat up on the internet for everyone to laugh at.

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  • 01
    Cat - I AM THE REASON WE WON'T GET THE SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK.
    via ElFercho

    Look at that face, this cat is looking at you saying, "Yeah, I know what I did, and I don't regret a darn thing! In fact, I'll do it all again if you push my buttons too hard!" You're lucky you're leaving this apartment with your life, leave the security deposit behind.

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  • 02
    Cat - I fart on mommy's face when she's lying on the couch and then run away.
    via ElFercho

    She looks neither innocent nor guilty, she probably thinks that her farts are a gift for mommy and she should be grateful for the opportunity to smell them. She doesn't understand why her hooman is making such a fuss over her royal flatulence.

  • 03
    Handwriting - I keep your toes warm at night. If they move, they will be punished.
    via ElFercho
  • 04
    Cat - I RAN AWAY & PARTIED ALL NIGHT I'm Pregnant Now I'm
    via ElFercho
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  • 05
    Cat - HIBA Jägerme NOTES I WATCHED A MOUSE EAT MY FOOD AND DID NOTHING
    via ElFercho
  • 06
    Cat - I'm the reason We Can't have house plants ♡ Ozzy
    via ElFercho
  • 07
    Cat - BESARANA I Steal everyone's Socks while they are sleeping, and put them in my litter box!
    via ElFercho
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  • 08
    Handwriting - I am Benny. I am a Sausage thief.
    via ElFercho
  • 09
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    via ElFercho
  • 10
    Cat - I PRETEND TO LIKE VISITORS, BUT WHEN THEY REACH DOWN TO PET ME, I BITE THEM!
    via ElFercho
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  • 11
    Cat - My name is Akeela. I'm the reason no one sleeps past 5:30 in this house.
    via ElFercho
  • 12
    Cat - My food has to be spread out all over the floor like "chicken feed", or else I'll eat it too fast and puke it up. And then I'll eat it again.
    via ElFercho
  • 13
    Cat - I LIKE TO HUMP BLANKETS AND STARE AT YOU WHILE I DO IT
    via ElFercho
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  • 14
    Cat - I DRINK FROM THE TOILET! LIKE A DOG.
    via ElFercho
  • 15
    Handwriting - XO Days Since I brought a dead lizard in the house
    via ElFercho
  • 16
    Cat - I ATTACK LITTLE KIDS! TI
    via ElFercho
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  • 17
    Cat - Hi! I'm Alex. I was trapp withed in the bathroom with a mouse. Instead of catching it I pooped my. litterbox and meowed to be let out. I'm a failure. XOXO хохо
    via ElFercho
  • 18
    Purple - I won't stop HUMPING the Pillow pet :C
    via ElFercho
  • 19
    Brown - I punch this cat 7 in the face until She lets me eat her dinner, Leven after I've already been fed.
    via ElFercho
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  • 20
    Cat - EM If someone stops petting me and walks away, I chase them down and bite
    via ElFercho

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