The Most Adorably Hissterical Names People Have Given Their Cats: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

One of the best things about having a cat… is getting to give them a name. Yes, the cuddling is amazing, and the funny zoomies in the middle of the night always make us laugh, but to be able to call out: "Ootsli Gootsli, time for food!" is the best. Cats always have the best names given to them - that's a fact. Cats' names can be ridiculous or extremely human, cats' names can be confusing AF to vets, cats' names can be hilarious inappropriate. Choose carefully, friends, because eventually, your cats will learn their names, and they will start responding to even the most ridiculous ones.

And we know that you guys - the pawsome ICanHasCheezburger audience - know this for certain. So, when we asked you to tell us about the funniest cat names you've ever heard of, we really shouldn't have been surprised that y'all simply listed your own cats' names.

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Posted by Marielru

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"My cat's name is Mr. Meowgi."

Via David Henderson
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2
"Hello from Lincoln Pink and Maui Floofbomb"

Via Anna Hancock
3
"This old adopted one eyed furrball is my Crispy xD"

Via Kristiaan Rossaert
4
"Spry….was a name of a black cat..."

"Spry….was a name of a black cat I TNR'ed that ended up living with us. I have no idea why I named her that…but the first time I said it to her…she "Meowed" loudly. And would always talk (a lot) when I'd say her name (over and over) lost her in '18 to aggressive cancer."

Via Lita Rudd Epps
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"Meet Tater..."

"Meet Tater.
Picked up off the side of the road when he was barely 3 weeks old.
He liked to get in my potato basket in the kitchen ..& get a potato out & play with it .
He's still a weirdo."

Via Tammy Bragg
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"My daughter named our white one Milky cat. It just stuck. I really like it now!"

Via Sarah Humphrey
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"Meet Ootsli Gootsli. It the Hebrew name for Rumplestiltskin."

Via Yael Webb Parnes
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"Miss PolkaDot"

Via Animal Resource Center Yardsale
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"My late girl. Olive Tuna Biscuit the Stealth Marshmallow."

Via Katie Klyczek
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"Henry Bentley"

Via Karen Canning-Lamar
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"Meet Orange Cat!"

Via Amy Hitson Rader
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"This is Spot"

Via Karen Gates
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"We have a Goblin. she doesn't meow, she beeps"

Via Eli Bates
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14
"Meet Lovecraft the cat"

Via Thomas Drane
15
"Frodo Baggins (of the Shire)"

Via Joe McCune
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"Meet Warhammer aka Hammy."

Via Bonny Liang
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"My Maxwell Jacob Furrypaws"

Via James Neidlinger Jr.