The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (August 2, 2023)

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    Font - Tell me your mom is a narcissist with a victim complex without actually telling me your is a narc with a victim complex. I'll go first:
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    Font - It's hopeless. My life is hopeless. All three of you are almost 30 and not one of you studied business, business accounting or finance. None of you can help me which means I'll never get out of this rut or be able to live life again. I will always be afraid. No help is coming. Mom You all won't be able to hold in to your own fortunes bc you're not prepared. You will be like the lottery winners who are targeted by hustlers OⓇ iMessage 4 A Cash O
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    Font - Mom and robbers (who have attorneys and cpa licenses), true friends for false friends and then loose their family and their lotto winnings. who trade their I'm going to sleep now. I don't really care about my back anymore, it's not like it really even matters with a future like that coming for me and my 3 children. I'm sorry. It's a depressing realization that we will all be victims by our own lack of education even though we have a choice. O 4 iMessage Cash O Ⓡ Q
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    Font - My (26F) mom (44F) wants me and my husband (28M) to come live with her to be her helpers
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    Font - < A Momma> Awwww at places in I could really use both of your help around here. Just certain things; throughout the months. 4. You could work, but help me with things here and there, and stay here free of course. We help each other survive this life because we are family. I'm raising your little siblings the same way. We all help each other as a family; we make each other's lives better and easier, so we don't struggle alone like the rest of the world does with their family's (they ignore
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    Font - Eailea Momma> Of course!! If we decide to move there, that would be a sweet deal! So what. We could pay the move out early fee. Tell them you have an emergency, and your mom is sick and needs you there. O We just resigned though so it won't be until next year. Im not even sure if it's possible career wise but has been looking around. He missed much! SO I'm going to be getting a van before the year is over We can take mini vacay's and camp out around everywhere. As soon as fall/ winter get
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    Product - Momma> I need to come help Dad cut down 3 trees, and 2 big bushes. Dad comes home every 2 weeks. I don't think it would work this year because of's schedule, but we're seriously considering 6 months and 6 months Bummer. I need help with landscaping to get this place back in order in a laid back way; not all day (a little everyday maybe). It's going to take months. And a little every day on the inside with your help. 4. Ugh sooo gorgeous!!! Like 2-3 hours everyday. But not like clocking
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    Font - Some context to the messages: I had no siblings until 16 when my mom and stepdad decided to start having children. My mom used to make me stay home every weekend in high school to care for my little sister. I moved out as SOON as I turned 18. They stopped having kids last year and now they have 4 kids under 9 years old, the youngest being 15mo. I'm a nanny, and when I go to visit my parents it's like working but without the pay. They leave the kids with me and go out, separate me and my h
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    Font - My responses in the texts are somewhat playing into what she's say because I don't want to fight but there's zero chance we would move in with them. She's very clear that she only wants a live in landscaper (my husband) and a live in nanny (me). Insane??? Also just to add, my stepdad is an offshore/ underwater welder. They have SO MUCH MONEY. She's could hire someone for anything and it wouldn't dent her account. less
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    Font - I've been living with my dad for less than a month, both of our names are on the lease, we both pay rent.
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    Font - 80 Washer is done D Dad > Dryers don't Can the washing machine and drey be run at the same time? Remember 10 to 10 are hour of use Thank you I know at the apartment, the breaker was goofy if you did Lol... ya Makin up shit. I'll post it for you... 10am to 10pm Because it's Right By My Door I'll let u finish drying It will soon be locked after 10 You said 12 the other night
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    Terrestrial plant - 80 Wish I could say this face to face but u just text... Before we decided to move in we both D agreed not to have any company in the house. You've had 1 every night so far! I lived up to my agreement, but if you continue, I will bring home gurls younger than you... just keep poking the bear... and see what's up. Stop it. If you decide not to live up to your agreement, it will get handled. Dad > We never agreed to that, we agreed we'd talk about it which has not happened Bret
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    Font - 80 D O' Dad > Thu, Jul 13 at 10:42 PM A Hey do we have any scotch tape anywhere? If your friends continue with loud exhaust, I will put a 4x4 bar in the middle of the driveway to block entry... Fri, Jul 14 at 12:01 PM Lmmfao You F'in know all the damn stick shift turbos It's a turbo manual, cars are made like that nowadays where they are just loud by nature I fuckin took u to Peabody in a 99SI SO DON'T PULL THAT it will be towed if it's too much Bartlett Ordinance and I got a guy waiting
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    Font - Idk if this belongs here but I wanted to share. My parents are split up. Went to my grandma's house on my mom side i forgot to tell my dad. I took a nap and my phone died this is what I woke up to.
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    Light - Today 2:28 PM Bro u better call me know!!!!!!!!! D Keep thinking u don't have to tell me we're u going your not staying over there u are going home or I'm picking u up end of discussion Dad > O Nope I'm over your lies and excuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A A I'm sorry I feel asleep and my phone died Go home or I'm pick u up ten min to decide Cash iMessage (O Please daf Please
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    Font - I'll show u Keep thinking u don't have to tell me O D Dad > Cash A iMessage A Dad I'm sorry I feel asleep My phone died I'm not lying please Please dad Please (O Please Please believe me dad Dad please Read 3:44 PM
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    Font - When I ask my mom not to let my son paint inside...
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    Font - 10 M Mom > No you didn't. This was after one rounds of cleaning. And you painted before and it was left. It was awhile back, obv before the closet got locked. Sorry I've upset you so much. Don't remember the kids ever painting before. I'll punish myself for doing this. I will hurt myself as much as I can. It would nice if I could have a normal conversation with you but unfortunately that is not a possibility. I'm just asking you not to paint inside, I don't want paint on things like the s
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    Smile - Just had an insane chat with my mother! Thinking of just not opening the door for her when she comes
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    Font - K (+ O Away Jessie 11 mins ? U there? Why are you not responding to me? So this is what I get for raising you!! You ignore me and disrespect me. we are going to talk about this with your father, I will come to your house in an hour to talk Be there 7 mins Are you kidding me rn? Message deleted by its author 6 mins 6 mins I was in a different room and didn't respond for like 5 min! History is on : 4 mins Do NOT take that tone with me! I will be there in 1 hour
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    Rectangle - Harvard = Uber Driver SMS
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    Gesture - 109 DC O Dad > |'|| Hi you called .Anything wrong? A A Wednesday 2:33 PM Stay at Maine, getting a OHD there looks more realistic then Harvard. Going to Harvard could ruin you ever getting a PHD and being a big scientist .That has been your wish so please do not sabotage it. Maine let you in and leaving wud be a betrayal. No PHD then what? You do not want to be driving for Uber. Will has his job there too. I got a position at Harvard Yesterday 9:14 PM iMessage 0 *Pay Delivered
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    Font - Was getting my PhD but was more interested in research in another lab at Harvard. (There was some drama in Maine) Since I was little he has been pushing me to go, but now the goal posts have changed yet again. I didn't realize following your passion and research interests would mean I won't get my degree. less
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    Font - I(23F)was invited to a family wedding, my dad (40m) threatened to "bash me & my dates head in to the street" if I showed up...b/c my date is Haitian...
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    Light - 9:10 r S S Sean 0.02 TVIVE Take your drama somewhere else mama Read 9:07 AM You know d*** well I didn't threaten you I told you that if you bring your drama over there I'm gonna s***** you up and take you out so as long as you don't bring your drama it's not a threat Read 9:08 AM ||| • + You threatened to hurt me. I'm letting you know you have no right to touch me 34% | Q : O 9:06 AM That's a threat regardless. You're not allowed to threaten me. You're not allowed to touch me. 9:08 AM r
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    Font - As the title says, March of 2023 I was invited to my Dad's sisters wedding. My dad's sister was ok that my date is Black...my dad was not, he said I was bringing unnecessary drama to the wedding & going to ruin his sisters wedding. He then told me he would smash our skulls in to the pavement if I arrived w/ my date on my arm (this date is a friend of 5 years). I told him he will not touch either of us, & he was not allowed to threaten me. Apparently it is isn't a threat according to him.
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    Font - I didn't text back for 12 minutes. SMS
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    Light - 5 Mom > Yesterday 9:56 AM Here's something interesting. I meet a man who built the Scenery on the Sorcerers Apprentice starting Nick Cage. Another friend of Ruth Ann's. A A that's so great aw!!! Delivered Today 3:29 PM When are you moving home? Sent with Siri Do you know about my juicy WILL? Do you want to be in my WILL? Will that help YOU alike me a smidge more????? Hello!!!! Hey! Hey!!! Hello!!!!! iMessage Cash 山 O
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    Font - Insane reaction to my birthday plans SMS
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    Font - ← Mum Morning coming back to I'm don't think I'm this weekend, if I do it'll be Saturday after three-ish. So need to cancel lunch Saturday. It would be nice know what you're doing for your Birthday? 07:53 Hey mum. Okay no problem. Will have to arrange something another time then. For my birthday, I'm hanging out with uni friends and . Then going out for dinner in the evening It would have been nice to see you on y birthday, but I guess that's not looking likely to happen anymore. I though
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    Font - ← Mum Mum It would have been nice to see you on y birthday, but I guess that's not looking likely to happen anymore. I thought you ... Yeah I get that but I want to see my friends Mum I feel completely left out of your life, why are you so secretive? Ah that's reappt sad! Why do you feel that way? I know you bring it up every so often. Not really sure what you mean? 14:22 ✔ 14:22 They are friends you've recently bumped into after years of not seeing them. We've always been here and always
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    Font - ← Mum Yesterday Mum I feel completely left out of your life, why are you so secretive? Ah that's reappt sad! Why do you feel that way? I know you bring it up every so often. Not really sure what you mean? 14:22 ✓ They are friends you've recently bumped into after years of not seeing them. We've always been here and always will be, until we're dead. We've always spent birthdays and Christmas together 14:22 V 14:32 You Ah that's reappt sad! Why do you feel that way? I know you bring it up e
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    Font - Hiya. I need your help and advice on a situation with my mum. My 31st birthday is coming up, and I planned to spend it in London with my girlfriend. Last week we decided we will hangout with some old friend and go on a day trip. We agreed I'd visit my parents the day after, which they seemed fine with. Even said I'd stay the night because I know she loves that.
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    Font - However, ever since my mum accused my girlfriend of being a snob and me not caring about out family anymore early in our relationship, things have been strained. We've tried rebuilding, but arrangements often fall through, and she rarely asks about my girlfriend. Just now, she canceled another event I arranged, and when I mentioned my birthday plans, she blew up, accusing me of not caring, being secretive and shutting her out. Alongside being too formal, and not loving her this is becomin
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    Font - She makes a comment about not coming over, so it's true she's not been over for more than 5 minutes. However my flat is not ideal for visits due to our old cat and my parents' untrained dogs. If we shut the cat in a room he will cry, the dogs will scrap on the door and potentially pias on the rug as they are not trained. I offered a compromise of coming round for 30 minutes with the dogs but she's not happy with it.
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    Font - I'm at a loss for how to respond to her latest text. Is this a completely insane reaction, or am I missing something? Any advice or similar experiences would be appreciated. Thanks, everyone. less

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