Art Snob Dog Owner Disappointed By His Dog's (Understandable) Lack Of Interest In The Impressionists, Snarky Commenters Bring The Humor

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    Font - Posted by u/[deleted] 10 months ago 453454 My dog has virtually no interest in the works of the Impressionists
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    Font - 5yo mixed breed rescue. We are planning a trip to Paris next year and I want to take him to the Orsay. It's one of my favorite museums in the world and I want to share my love of impressionism with him.
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    Font - However, he is absolutely zero interest in the works of the Impressionists. Don't get me wrong - I know it's absurd to expect a dog to appreciate a painting on the level of a human. However, I was hoping he would (on some rudimentary level) sense the beauty of the colors, the bold subversion of classical norms, the innovative brushwork.
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    Font - However, he refuses to engage. I can briefly hold his attention when pointing out the way Van Gogh's irises capture the exquisite agony of a tormented soul within breathtaking swirls of color, but I sense that very little of this is getting through to him. It's almost like he has no interest at all in the paintings.
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    Font - Quite frankly, I now dread the idea of wasting my visit trying to explain Manet's Dejeuner or Renoir's country dance or Caillebotte's floorers. I'm starting to panic. Are there any training methods that can help?
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    Font - nictme 10 mo. ago 233 You know, I am hearing you talk a lot about needing your dog to appreciate your hobbies and interests more, but I wonder, is there room for you to show more interest in your dogs passions and hobbies? I mean, do you ever yell at the window with him when strangers walk by your house? Do you appreciate the aroma with him when he picks a particular something that he must sniff indefinitely as it is so interesting? What about the daily crazy sprints? Or partaking with hi
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    Font - [deleted] 10 mo. ago Finally, a post that I can relate to. I had a very similar issue. Unfortunately, I never found a solution. I ended up taking my dog on the trip anyway and needless to say, our relationship has slightly soured since then. I do love him very much, but it's become apparent he finds more pleasure in the written word, and I've had to make peace with it.
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    Font - MHGLDNS 10 mo. ago Wow, and I thought we got dogs to fill our emotional, psychological and artistic needs. So sorry this didn't work for you. My dogs love, love, love flying buttresses. Have you tried architecture?
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    Font - IncompletePenetrance · 10 mo. ago Kryptonite the Dane Have you considered signing him up for an art class taught by a registered veterinary behaviorist?
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    Font - Mgravygirl 10 mo. ago Have you tried the 3-3-3 rule. Set out 3 pieces of art give the dog 3 minutes to look at them and then ask him or her to point to 3 things that stood out in the works. Its important to help our dogs ease into new situations. Especially with a rescue you never know what art your pup might have been exposed to in the past and you guys have to figure out what styles fit both your preferences.
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    Font - angelic1111 10 mo. ago You know, I had a similar thing with my dog. I love neoclassical architecture but he's into brutalism. Go figure! The only thing I found that worked was strategically slathering peanut butter on the exterior Doric columns of major neoclassical landmarks. The dog loved it, the White House security staff not so much!
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    Font - atlantisgate 10 mo. ago shih tzu mystery mix I have no suggestions. I've tried repeatedly to get my dog to appreciate my Degas prints to no avail. So stubborn.
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    Font - jtclimb 10 mo. ago S he is absolutely zero interest in the works of the Impressionists You are being ridiculous. I can't believe the horse poop I read in this sub. You dog is not interested... because ... wait for it ... big duh here ... you are showing him prints. He has discernment. He'll properly appreciate the originals.
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    Font - DJ_Molten_Lava 10 mo. ago What are your dogs thoughts on sculpture?
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    Font - paparotnik123 - 10 mo. ago Honestly, this is really toxic behaviour from your dog. You've planned a whole trip to Paris with him and he can't even feign interest in your favourite impressionist pieces? NTA. I'd recommend getting a lawyer OP.
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