After weeks of herculean efforts that usually ended in sisyphean failures, countless sleepless nights, and a dietary regimen that consisted mostly of energy drinks and leftover pizza crusts dipped in ranch dressing, I finally achieved the impossible: I 100%ed every game in my Steam library. I can still hear the triumphant sound of victory music that echoed in my mind as I stared at my computer screen, eyes bloodshot and fingers twitching involuntarily from hours of intense button mashing. Sure, my room still looks like the aftermath of a natural disaster, but the settled Dorito dust and empty coke cans strewn across my disgusting rug are now markers of success in my eyes. When it happened, I raised my controller high above my head like Excalibur, declaring, "I am the 100&er, Collector of Achievements, and the Finder of Easter Eggs! Bow to me!" My cat, unimpressed and utterly disinterested, merely yawned in response. Here's a treasure trove of some of my favorite gaming memes to celebrate my righteous accomplishment.
"When you find and equip a labcoat while playing a Charisma build" —u/CumboJumbo
I have no idea what I am doing.
Tale as old as time.
Why am I like this?
EZ.
Be honest.